Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Red Giant]

Granted. Now they're wigger.


I wish I could control people's minds.

[arcaine91]

Granted. Too bad it doesn't save you from the zombies...

I wish that the ghost of John Lennon would come back and strangle Osama Bin Laden.

[fruckert]

Granted. He come's back, but he instead looks at you all weird like as to why the hell you wanted that to come to be

I wish for a quarter

[Bluhman]

Granted. You're now missing from the knees up. Find the 3/4ths that is the rest of you!

I wish I could have the power of heart.

[Musha]

Granted, now you're like that whiny emo kid from the Planeteers, always whining about dying fish and stuff.

I wish I had dark blue skin and yellow eyes.

[Red Fox]

Granted, a monster hunter mistook you as a beast of darkness and killed you. Your head is now a trophy on his wall.

I wish arcaine91's sig wasn't so friggin' huge.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but he puts it in his avatar instead.

I wish for 2 dollars worth of penny candies.

[Rahl]

Granted, but thier acual pennies I turned into candy. Congrats.

I wish the person that posts after me a happy life and mine to be crappy.

[Red Giant]

Granted, but it can't buy you happiness.

I wish to find my russian beauty today! RussianEuro.com - Russian Dating and Singles.

[fruckert]

Granted. She's a transvestite D:

I wish that my portrait pack would work

[Red Giant]

Granted, but you have to pay her out the arse and I get rich off your payments and live it up in my mansion made of gold.

I wish my gf would give lucas drawing lessons.

[Cerebus]

Granted, but she starts to like him, eventually love him, leave you for him and they both die in a tragic tricycle accident.

I wish I could rule the World!

[fruckert]

Granted, but they're thick, and you look like a bigger nerd than Cerebus ruling WoW

I wish for a nickel

[WarxePB]

Granted. You get a giant lump of nickel... that crushes your genitals when it materializes on your lap.

I wish that the climax of Akira wasn't so creepy.

[Rahl]

Granted, just granted. But umm, you lose a dime.

I wish I could pwn U nub