Vending Machine

[Darrellito]

A large flow of corndogs falls on top of you and buries you under their deliciousness.

I pour ketchup and mustard upwards into the machine over the corndogs.

[mironic]

the machine eats you...

i put my brand new " Miroisent pills " makes you just like me  into the machine.

[Bluhman]

What.

I put Wyatt Earp into the machine.

[Darrellito]

I come out, along with my home state of South Dakota. Yep, all 12 of us.

I stuff the unfinished Rushmore into the machine.

[Dominicy]

The finished Rushmore comes out.

I push a few coins into the machine and order another plate of pizza rolls. :3

[_JeT_]

I come out, half naked, and drunk. I ask you for a good time, and give ya a 50.

I put a DVD of the movie XXX into the machine.

[fruckert]

A DVD of Eragon comes out

I put in my cousin, who looks like this 

[Felix-0]

Giant Hamburger comes out I put 



into the machine

[fruckert]

It comes back out

I put pac-man

[Darrellito]

A small note saying 'where do you wish to put pack-man?' falls onto the ground near the machine. You lean down to pick it up and get sucked into the machine. I look over with a  look.

[fruckert]

I come back out all mangled and such, then you look at me with a  look

I call some dude over to shove him into the machine

[Lukas]

The machine parries the shovel.

i put in my hoody

[fruckert]

Yo ****ing hood cumz bak out dawg

I put in a Ni knight

[_JeT_]

Two shrubberies come out. One set up normally, and the other is a little lower, and separated, in order to create a little path.

I put a three headed knight into the machine.

[Felix-0]

Cerberus babies comes out

I put in a box of arrows