Vending Machine

[lilsniffs3]

Several forum gaming topics explode, and nothing comes out.

I place in the crumbles of a topic in.

[fruckert]

*OFF TOPIC!*
If Archem doesn't exist, and Archem is porn, doesn't that mean that porn is nonexistant?

*ON TOPIC!*
A couple hundred bot posts come out, and everybody posts in them, just to piss off Drag

I put in grammar

[lilsniffs3]

*OFF TOPIC!*
If Archem doesn't exist, and Archem is porn, doesn't that mean that porn is nonexistant?

*OFF TOPIC!*
If Archem doesn't exist, and Archem is porn, porn is nonexistant, and rule 34 states everything has porn, doesn't that mean 4chan is nonexistant?

*ON TOPIC!*
Every single Writing teacher in the world, ever, comes out all alive and maul you.

I move the machine away from Fruck's rotting body and put Azumanga Daioh in.

[fruckert]

The essence of evil comes out, and destroys my gay twin Fruttart

I put in Fruttarts remains

[lilsniffs3]

Fruittart comes back out, alive.

[fruckert]

The game breaks, because Lilsniff doesn't put anything in

After I fix the game, I put in Roepend
( )

[WarxePB]

You get a length of rope with several knots in it that a clown uses to break your bones and give you really bad rope burn.

I put a bowl of stew in.

[Dominicy]

You get a bull of Stu.

I make a feeble attempt at putting in all of the awesome that is Austrian Death Machine into the vending machine.

[Felix-0]

A Lazor comes out
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I put in a shield door

:upgrade:

[Felix-0]

*offer topic*
Lawl, (Upgrading)

[Dominicy]

More off-topic crap falls out.

I break the machine trying to feed it my procrastinating tendencies.

[Fisherson]

I rebuild the machine from adamatium then I place a delfector sheild generator in there.
*Presses restart button*

I put three hundred german engineers in the mahcine.

[fruckert]

The Routan boom comes out
As well as my new nephew/niece

I put in that one dude
You know, that one with the face

[Dominicy]

The one with the shirt comes out

I throw my damn cleric who was criticalled for 30 damage three times in a row in >_>

[Lukas]

You get Cleric of the Damed

i put in the fragments of my skull