Charas Pub

[Tomi]

Razor: *plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and lives*
Tomi: I thought only Chuck Norris could do that...
Razor: haHA! *pulls zipper down his back, and Chuck Norris steps out of a Razor suit*
Ed:  What did you do with Razor then?
Chuck Norris: ...nothing.
Razor: *Tied up to a blazing chair with dynomite in his mouth*
Tomi:  ....pwn'd.

[Meiscool-2]

*Razor's fuse runs out*
Razor: *muffled* shi...
*Boom!*
Razor: Ruf?
Chuck Norris: It's a party cannon! *Dances*

[Tomi]

Chuck Norris - *Does the Robot, and Chops 3 tables in half on accident in the process*

[Big_Duke]

Duke:Hi,Norris*Pub falls on Duke again*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: And you know the sad thing? Duke always survives. ALWAYS! *Cries*

Ed: there there moosey.

MT11: Thanks, I'll be alright, I guess.

Ed: *HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!*

MT11: AAARGH NOT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!

[Tomi]

Barney - There, there moosey.  Everyone, lets give him a big group hug and sing the "I Love You" song!

Tomi - *takes out gun*

Barney - *PWN'D*

Chuck Norris - Hey, I wanted to do that...

[Razor]

Tomi: Lol, Charas pub.
*knock*
Tomi: Hey, there's a knocking on my door. I wonder who it is?
*door breaks down*
Chuck Norris: You're using me too much.
Tomi: Oh noes!
Chuck Norris: *breaks universe*

Razor: Oh wow, I'm not using him again.
*knock*
Razor: OH SHI-

[Tomi]

(I used him because he was already in the pub.  So he's there until he leaves)
Tomi:*fixes universe*  There we go.
Pub: *fall on Big_Duke*
Tomi: Right...

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Opens Moosetroop's mouth and pulls out another stuffed moosey.*

MT11: o.0
Ed: Moosey!!
*Hugs Moosey.*
MT11:   I feel so alone.
Moosey: PPWWEEEAASSEE HUG ME!!*
*MT11 hugs Moosey.*

[Big_Duke]

Duke:I have 1 Hp left
Pub:*Falls*

Miss!

Duke:Heal!*Gains full Hp*

MT11:*Eats Duke,then Ed*

[Meiscool-2]

*Just then, Mr T walks into the pub and talks to Chuck Norris. The pub automatically implodes, because no one place can contain that much cool at once*

[Grandy]

 Pablo pit the foo' who made a CN facts reference.

[Archem]

Archem: Yeah, remember the time I had tea with the prophet Muhammed?

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: It's dark in here.
*Hugs moosey (not MT11.)*

MT11: Keep it down in there!!

Ed: Shh. Use our inside voices.
Mt11: But we AREN'T inside. The pub imploded.

*Ed chants a spell in his book.*

Ed: Damn!! We went back in time!
MT11: how far?

Razor put the paint brush back in the tin, for the last time. He stood back and admired his work. Weregnome came up.
"Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?"
"Yes, yes I did." Razor pulled out a key.
"I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub."
"Just open the door."
And so Razor did.

MT11: NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!
*Ed hugs moosey.*
*MT11 knocks it out of his grasp.*
*Ed follows it back through the portal.*
*The portal closes.*

So...
*waits behind bar for eager drunkards*

Weregnome sits patiently at the bar. He picks up his Canadian Club and cola and awaits someone.
WG: Yep.... gr8 idea to reopen it...
Razor: oh Shut up!
*hits weregnome with a baseball bat*
WG on floor.
WG: That better not have knocked my drink!

[Drace]

Drace: Bah, I made that jokes a couple dozen pages back. Quit stealing me ol' jokes ya mustard.
Razor: Bastard.
Drace: Yeah that too.