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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3780 on: August 02, 2006, 09:15:34 PM »
Tomi: *farts*
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3781 on: August 02, 2006, 09:22:10 PM »
Jews: *in the same inclosed room as Tomi* I knew it! Warxe wants to kill us with gas!
Abraham: *conjested voice* Wait! People, look what Meiscool is doing to us.
David: *high pitched voice* What?
Isaac: *nazely voice* He's turning Jews into sterotypes!
Max: *whiny voice* sterotyping Jews is terrible! [/ripoff]
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« Reply #3782 on: August 03, 2006, 04:01:08 AM »
Jacob: I'm sueing you Meiscool! I'm a lawyer so I know everything I have to get your money.[/stereotype]
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Offline Razor

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« Reply #3783 on: August 03, 2006, 04:52:52 AM »
Drunk Mel Gibson: I HATE YOU ALL! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
World: Gasp!
Sober Mel Gibson: I didn't mean it, really. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
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« Reply #3784 on: August 04, 2006, 03:48:53 PM »
Jacob: Alright, so everyone knows our plan on how to get Meiscruel's money?
Jews: Ye-
Isaac: *Runs in, out of breath, leans on the doorpost in the middle of the doorway* Everyone everyone! Come quick!
Ezeekial: What is it Isaac?
Isaac: I saw some guys fighting in the desert awhile ago, and one of them dropped a quarte-*Trampled by Jews running out the door*
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3785 on: August 05, 2006, 03:50:16 PM »
Tomi: That was way to harsh on the Jews...
Jew: Yah,weh.
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3786 on: August 05, 2006, 04:37:48 PM »
Jesus walks up and picks up the quarter.
David: That's not kosher! How could you steal what was potentially my quarter?!
Jesus: King of the Jews, remember?
Isaac: Oh, that's not good for my wallet...
Back off in a corner somewhere...
Mimo: Oh, hey! I'm not dead! Pfah! Silly me!
Archem: ZOMBIE!!!
MIC: Stop! Shotty Time!
Drace: Can't touch this!
Archem: Sons of bitches! Hijacking my post like this! And weren't you guys off somewhere more antisematic?
MIC: yeah, but how could we miss an opportunity to kill Mimo?
Razor: And besides, Nazis aren't any fun unless you're killing them... Uh, I'll be right back...
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« Reply #3787 on: August 05, 2006, 07:20:49 PM »
David: Thankyou Archem!
Archem: What did I do?
Isaac: Well Archem, you just ruined Jewish jokes for a whole month!
Archem: I did!?!?
Jacob: Yes, now Meiscool won't post anything insulting to Jews for a whole month.
Jews: Hurray!
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Offline WarxePB

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« Reply #3788 on: August 05, 2006, 08:04:24 PM »
Warxe: *comes back* Grr, my plan to kill the Jews failed! Well, I guess I'll have to go after some other minority... *summons a wheel and spins it* Japanese?!!? Aw man, I don't wanna kill them! *spins wheel again* Yeah, French people work. *pulls a nuke from his pocket* Hey, does anyone have a spare giant cannon?
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« Reply #3789 on: August 05, 2006, 08:38:48 PM »
Geoffroi: I du zir!
Warxe: Good, now put it in the cannon.
Geoffroi: It's in ze can-non zir!
Warxe: Good, now fire the Missile!
Geoffroi: Fire-ing ze Missile! *Fires*
Warxe: .... *shoots Geoffroi*
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Offline Razor

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« Reply #3790 on: August 05, 2006, 09:43:07 PM »
Meanwhile, in France.

Generic French person: Deed you heer? Zey say zey are going to drop le bomb on us!
Generic French person 2: I zink zay haf alreedy dropped le bomb on us!
Generic French person: What are yoo talkeen abart?
Generic French person 2: Look eet us, we haf no naames!
Generic French person: Sacre blu!
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3791 on: August 05, 2006, 10:26:51 PM »
Quote
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David: Thankyou Archem!
Archem: What did I do?
Isaac: Well Archem, you just ruined Jewish jokes for a whole month!
Archem: I did!?!?
Jacob: Yes, now Meiscool won't post anything insulting to Jews for a whole month.
Jews: Hurray!

Archem: That was so cool... Wait a minute... My real name is David! Holy Jesus isn't our savior! I'm a Jew!
MIC: You fuckin' Jew!
Razor: How coincidental that he discovers that he's somehow a Jew right after the One Month Decree™, huh?
Archem: You bet your schmeckle it is!
French pig approaches.
FP: Sacre blu!
Archem the Jew: Oy! A non-kosher food product! I must flee with my money! *scrams*
Razor: ...Did he just single-handedly break the Decree™ that he single-handedly started?
MIC: I don't really care anymore... /wrists
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Offline Drace

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« Reply #3792 on: August 06, 2006, 08:05:21 AM »
Drace: Finally my plan has worked. Finally these ignorant fools of the Charas pub are fullfiling my plan. My plan to destroy the French and France. These fools have no idea of who pushed them into place, who planned this all ahead 2 years ago and why. Oh the reason why, it's too much for them. But the French are going down this time! I will prevail! MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

MIC: *looks at Drace sleeping on the couch, smiling like crazy* I bet
he's having sex in his dream.
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3793 on: August 06, 2006, 12:38:49 PM »
Tomi: *to the French* We will fling poo at you!!
French: *white flag*
Tomi: lol
French: *now white flag with brown spots*
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3794 on: August 07, 2006, 02:05:50 AM »
Warxe: **** France, let's launch my remaining nukes at Canada.
Underlings: Ay ay!
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