Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

*Warxe shambles out of a closet, restrains and grabs Archem, and drags him back to the closet.*

Razor: Must be symbolic... or something.
DF2: Yeah.
Warxe: Braaaains. *closes closet door*

[Kinslayer]

Kinslayer: "So... Archem does or doesn't want to come out of the closet?"

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Yeah, Archem's having a hard time coming out of the closet with Warxe.

[DarkFlood2]

DF2: OBJECTION! That is no ordinary closet, It is a BROOM CLOSET!
MT11: Just what are you implying?
DF2: There is nothing going on in there, that shuffling sound is merely them sweeping the floor!

MT11: ...
Kinslayer: ...
Drace: ...
Everyone else: ...

DF2: Okay, we'll just see what is making the shuffling sound!

[Bluhman]

*DarkFlood opens the door to be face to face with a Cannon.*

Cannon: Boom.
Darkflood: AGH!
Cannon: Hah. Scared you.
MIC: Cannon's can't talk!!
Cannon: I am cannondorf. I can do anything.
Drace: That's a dumb name.
Cannon: Silence, mortal. *Fires Archem at Drace.*
Archem Drace: *Die.*
Cannon: Zombie minion warxe! Destroy them while I escape! Muahahahaaa.
Warxe: Argh. Brain.
MIC: Run!
Darkflood: Wait! OBJECTI-*grabbed by MIC.*

Warxe: BRAAAAAINS.
MIC: We need to find somebody with a gun!
Darkflood: Or we could just find ourselves a gun.
MIC: Yeah. Or that.
Razor: Alright, no fightin' in my pub. *Aims a shotgun at Warxe.*
Warxe: MOOOOOO.
Razor: What!?
*Warxe eats Razor while he's confused.*
MT11: Alright, enough. That's my gimmick. Now you must die.
*Warxe swallows MT11 whole and MT11 swallows Warxe whole in the exact same moment. The impossibility of the situation causes the formation of a black hole.*
MIC: ****.

[Moosetroop11]

Black hole: Bloody hell. What's all this then?
MIC: Paradox, random humour, etc.
Razor: Meh, a few posts will fix this. Just kick back and get drunk.
Darkflood: ...Are we the only ones left?? Anyone want to hear a joke?
MIC and Razor: ...!! *Jump into black hole*

[DarkFlood2]

DF2: *looking into black hole* Well, they say that black holes lead into another dimension, so....

GEEEERRRROOOOONNNNNIIIIIIMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *throws kinslayer into the black hole*

DF2: What? Did you expect me to jump in and have my organs crushed? *looks into black hole* Well, it doesn't look THAT menacing... I guess I'll.. *trips on bottle and falls into the black hole* OOOOBBBJJJJJEEEEECCCTTIIIIOOOOONNNNNNNNN...........!

Black hole: Hehehe.. I win again!

[Razor]

Narrator: Eventually the pub and the whole world is sucked into the black hole. Unexpectedly, they come out into the other side...
Archem: What? That doesn't make sense. Black holes are giant balls of extreme mass of gravity. They're not worm holes.
Narrator: Suddenly Archem explodes for no apparent reason after disagreeing with the Narrator!
Archem: Ok ok! Whatever you say!
Narrator: But then Archem didn't explode. But everyone was in the scary opposite world! One of which's many side effects included COLOUR INVERSION!

Darkflood: Oh my God ZombieWarxe's hair is yellow!
Warxe: Braaaaains...
Everyone: Gasp!
Grandy: And my normally army green hat is a soft pink!|
Everyone: Gasp!
MT11 & Kinslayer: *snicker amongst themselves*
Grandy: Hey, shut up!
Razor: Oh God, instead of being grey, I'm a DIFFERENT shade of grey!
Everyone: ...
Razor: Oh and my hair is black I guess.
Everyone: Gasp!

Narrator: Oh what a horrible plot twist! Who knows what will happen next!

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman lands in the Pub, then a trebuchet crushes him.*
Bluhman: Ow! That sort of hurt.
Razor: Wouldn't that have killed you?
Bluhman: The narrator said something about a scary opposite world, right?
Razor: Yeah; must be another side effect of the dimension. By the way; You've got green hair and you're wearing white.
Bluhman: Well, there goes my stealth. I'm going to have a beer. That alright?
Razor: Alright. Fine by me.
*Bluhman drinks a can of beer, then gets squished.*
Bluhman: Hmm... Seems that the effects of being crushed by a trebuchet and drinking beer have been switched. Let's try something else.
*Bluhman gets back up, aims a gun at kinslayers head, then fires. Kinslayer becomes drunk.*
Bluhman: This is a bit more complicated than I thought. How about...
*Bluhman ties his shoe. He falls through the floor.*
Narrator: Like I said, a scary dimension.

[DarkFlood2]

*DF2 helps pull Bluhman out of the floor. He gets his arms cemented to the ground*

[Kinslayer]

Kinslayer: "Another dimension...? Sounds too much like Saint Seiya or something. I WANT MY GLASS OF WATER!!!"

*everyone stares at him with odd looks*

Kinslayer: "What? I know as a scientific fact that people can get drunk. With water."

*everyone remains silent*

Kinslayer:"... and my hair is... wait... I HAVE NO HAIR :O!!!!!"

Everyone: "Gasp!"


*Kinslayer helps Darkflood to get his arms out of the floor... by cutting them with a chainsaw ^^*

[DarkFlood2]

DF2: Wait.. I hear something.
Razor: Funny, I don't hear anything.
DF2: *Turns around* Oh.. Oh no! Oh nonononono!
Kinslayer: Whats wrong? Your arm stumps bleeding?
*Razor turns to look in the direction DF2 is looking*
Razor: OH MY CRAP ITS MIMO!

(Dun dun duuuuun)

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman lands on top of Archem, who looks like mimo due to inverted colors. Archem's shoe becomes tied.*
Bluhman: Ow. It's Archem.
Darkflood: What are you talking about? That's definitely Mimo!
Archem: No, I'm Archem. I guess I can see why you'd mistaken me for that guy.
Darkflood: Oh, right... Wait... Behind you!!
Archem: Eh? *Archem turns around.*
Mimo: Hi.
Archem: UH OH!! Wait... Who's that behind him?
Cannon: Greetings.
Archem: OH NO!!
MIC: What's going on!?
Cannon: Hahaha. MIC, my naive boy, this is all part of my plan. This scary alternate dimension is my home. I have studied all the causes and effects of actions, and now I have mastered the altered rules of this dimension. Also, I'm a fine, gleaming white, here, which I much prefer to my velvetty black back in your obsolete, backward dimension.
Bluhman: Oh, shut up! I hate wearing white!! *Fires pistol at Cannon. He becomes drunk.*
Cannon: ... As... I was sayyyying... Youuuu... Willl die now... Mimo.... Go get thim while I lie down...
Mimo: Roger that!
*Bluhman fires his pistol at Mimo, but mimo doesn't become drunk.*
Mimo: Yeah, I don't become drunk easily.
Razor: Hmm... Well how 'bout this!?
*Razor takes his shotgun off the wall, and fires it at Mimo. Mimo becomes naked.*
Mimo: EEK!
Razor: Okay, run.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: *Hiding in alternate dimension tree* Come on... come on....
Bluhman: What are you doing?
MIC: Waiting for Cannondork to come by so I can drop down on him and cause major damage.
Bluhman: It won't work.
MIC: Why is that?
Bluhman: Because your shoe is untied.
MIC: Oh, that is true. I'd better tie it quickly *Begins to tie shoe*
Cannon: *Hyming* She's got fire, and she burns! *Walking toward tree*
MIC: Let's see... does the rabbit go through the loop and into the hole, or through the....
Cannon: *Is currently under MIC's tree* Yawnnnnn. What a great day for a peaceful walk. *Continues walking*
MIC: *Can't deside* I can't deside!
Bluhman: I think it's through the loop and into the hole.
MIC: *Does just that* Hey, it worked!
Bluhman: Yes, but he got away.
MIC: No! Damnit. Where am I going to find another tree to hide out at in this alternate dimension forest?
Bluhman: I don't know, but Mimo is currently naked, and I'll be right back.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Trips over, a jet engine flies out of his rear*
Tomi: Lol
MT11: Well this is new.

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Mimo: Hahahaha! here I'm INVINCIBLE!! *Gets sucked into jet engine*