Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Is no one going to comment about the huge dump I just took in front of all you?
Razor: No. If we ignore it, MT11 will eventually think it's a chocolate candy and eat it.
MIC: Oh.
Bluhman: Yeah, and its pretty funny when it happens.
Archem: Are we going to do anything about Tomi?
Razor: Just ignore him. If we do, MT11 will ev-
MT11: *Eats Razor*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *is out of things to chew on*
Tomi: Braaaainnnssss.
Warxe: Braaaainnnssss.
*Tomi and Warxe begin simultaneously gnawing on each others' heads*
Bluhman: Wait, is that even anatomically possible?
DF2: If it isn't, then what are we watching?
Archem: OH GOD THE PAIN *eyes explode*
DF2: I see.
Grandy: Well, then your eyes should explode.
DF2: Wait. Archem doesn't have eyes... so what just exploded?
MIC: Oh GOD. Not another world-destroying paradox.
Glin: *points at MIC* Boobi- wait, that's a guy! *shatters into nothingness*
Warxe: Best crossover EVER.
Grandy: But weren't you gnawing on Tomi's head while being... man, this is confusing.
Warxe: Oh. Was I? Eh, whatever. Anyways, since it's time for another REAL storyline, I've just been informed that the Charas Pub has reached critical entrophy levels - the random events that shift us through dimensions is causing the Charas Pub to become even more unstable than usual. The random crossover with Epic Adventures is only the first sign; expect more random crossovers, then our impending DOOM.
Warxe: Braaaainnnssss. *now in a head-gnawing threesome with Tomi and a zombified ElementalHero76*
Warxe: That can't be good for the space-time continuum. Uh, see you guys later. *disappears, and is replaced by MISSINGNO.*

[Meiscool-2]

Archem: If you guys think that is wierd, watch this! *Eats his own head*

[Bluhman]

Martin Septim: Oh, damn. This is far from natural, that I should be here in a pub. Wait... A monster! Let the earth take you!!

*Battle start*

Wild MISSINGNO. Wants to fight.
Martin Septim sends out Clannefear!
Clannefear uses reflect on MISSINGNO.
MISSINGNO uses horrible gltich on clannefear!
It's super effective!
Clannefear reflects some of the damage back at MISSINGNO.
MISSINGNO. Doubles in size!

Martin: Oh no...

MISSINGNO. Uses the "turn into napoleon" ability!
MISSINGNO. is now Napoleon!
--
Bluhman: Which Napoleon?
--
The most famous one. Anyway...
Napoleon uses cannon on Clannefear.
It's not very effective...
Clannefear reflects some of the damage back at Napoleon
It's super effective!
Napoleon has fainted!

Martin: I've... We've done it. Everything is back to normal now.
Clannefear: No. We're not supposed to be here!
Martin: Oh, damn.
Archem: Who are you, anyway?
Martin: Would you believe that I am the son of Uriel Septim, emperor of Cyrodil and guardian of the dragonfires?
MIC: Not really.
Martin: Oh. Well, then, *Rips off mask to reveal himself as Gaston.*
Everybody Else: Now we get it! Let's go!
No one, plots like Gaston,
Gaston: Takes cheap shots like Gaston!
Dumb dude: Plans to persicute harmless crackpots like Gaston!
Gaston: Yes I'm endlessly, mildly resourceful!
Razor: As down to the depths you besend!
Bluhman: What does this even have to do with our current perdicament!?
King of All Cosmos: We do not know.

[Moosetroop11]

DF: I'm outta here. This is crazy.
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! *Explodes, taking half the pub with him, revealing that the pub is now in deep space*
MT11: How come we can breathe?
Sam: Plot device Mr Frodo. Plot device.

[DarkFlood2]

DF2: *Rocking back and forth slowly in the corner*
MT11: Guys, I think we broke him...
Archem: But I haven't even brought up any illogical plot devices in the last five seconds!

*Count 50 Archem flies in through the open half of the pub*

Archem: Like that!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Say, guys, I just found Going Merry floating up in the toliet. It's not that I'm complaining, but, it's hard to take a dump now.
 *notices all the crossovers*
 Grandy: Oooh, lokit there, it's Gandalf, and there is Legolas, and there's Gordon Freeman, and look there, it's Galactus!
 Galactus: I AM GALACTUS, THE DEVOURER OF WORLDS! I SHALL EAT THIS PUB, TO SATISFY MY HUNGER FOR 10 SECONDS, BEFORE THE HUNGER KICKS IN AGAIN. MY MEDIC TOLD ME I HAVE SOME INTESTINAL ISSUE, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

[WarxePB]

*A portal opens, and Warxe flees out of it, followed by a goomba. Another portal opens and Warxe escapes through it, leaving the goomba in the pub*
Goomba: *makes some noises and shuffles around*
MT11: *Uses extendable tongue to eat it* O_o...
*Warxe comes back in*
Warxe: Hey, thanks Lesser Moose. That thing's been chasing me for at least three millenniums. But anyways, I'm working on stabilizing the pub, but it's not going well... I need to take someone with me to [STRIKE]sacrif[/STRIKE]- er, help me out.
Xen: Hey, what am I doing here?
All: :O
Razor: IT'S XEN! *jumps up and down, mimicking the victory pose of the first six Final Fantasies*
Warxe: Don't get so excited, Razor... he's just an image that's being pulled from the Pub's history. He isn't real.
Galactus: I MUST SATISFY MY HUNGER! *eats Warxe* MMMM... TASTES LIKE THAT ONE PLANET I HAD A FEW YEARS AGO.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Lesser moose. That's a kickass title and a half.
Galactus: I HUNGER FOR MOOSE FLEEESH

***EPEEEEEEEK BATTOLL***

Galactus: *Eat*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*

Xen: Hey, that used to be my job!! EAT THIS!!!
Xen: *Eats*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Xen: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Xen: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Xen: *Eat from inside*
MIC: *Flash panties*
Pub: *Melts*
Pub: *Auto regen*
Bugenhagen: HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! The life stream continues!!!
Tomi: FaAArt!
Razor: ...wait, what??

[DarkFlood2]

Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Xen: *Eat from inside*
And so on...

DF2: Wait, isn't that sorta how we got into this mess in the first place?

[Red Giant]

*Comes out of the closet*
Red: Ahhhh... that was good.
*Zips up trousers.

[Moosetroop11]

*HAAAAALELULIA!*

Razor: *Hits radio* bloody thing. Stuck on the evangelical station.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Ha, you all just think I'm wearing panties.

[Emerates]

Emerates: FTW.
MIC: ...
Emerates: ....
MIC: No.

[Meiscool-2]

Tomi: *farts*
MIC: *steals fart*
Tomi: Hey! I wasn't finished with that?
MIC: Huh.
Tomi: Yeah! After I fart I like to smell it, have sex with it, and bare it's children?
MIC: Oh! Well, by all means take it back. *returns fart*
Tomi: Oh, thank the heavens! I am reunited with my fart?

Grandy: Archem, this script sucks.
Archem: It's the best I could do considering the actors.
Grandy: What about Darkflood? I thought he agreed to act in your play too.
Archem: He plays the important role of 'boy who sobs in corner with plant'.
Bluhman: Ah, so that's what he's doing.
Archem: Yeah guys. Just hang on awhile. The script gets better.

Tomi: *walks to center stage* FIFTY FIVE YEARS LATER *walks off stage, gets into a bed and roles back on stage.
Drace: Father! Oh father, your condiction is getting worse?
Tomi: Son.... how fairs your *cough* mother?
Drace: Smelly as usual father! I'm afraid that she's blown away in the wind again?
Tomi: Yes.... she doesn't want *cough* to se me... die.
Drace: No father! You can't die?
Tomi: *dies*
Drace: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!?

Bluhman: I thought you said this would get better.
Archem: Hold on, it will get better.
Razor: I disagree.
Grandy: With him I agree.
Bluhman: With who?
Grandy: That one.
Bluhman: Oh, him?
Grandy: Yeah *points to Galactus, who isn't pleased*
Galactus: I AM GALACTUS, EATTER OF SOULS AND ROBOT FROM THE 8TH SYSTEM. MY HUNGER CAN ONLY BE DISCRIBED AS A SEAOTTER UNABLE TO BREAK THINGS ON HIS TUMMY. MY SUPER TEETH WI-
Archem: Shut up. You're ruining my play.