Charas Pub

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: No, THIS... IS... CHARAAASS!! *Kicks Ed off a 4 inch drop*
Ed: Ow.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Says something surreally funny. I am too tired to think what it could possibly be. I am going to bed now.*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: !!! Not you too, Frank???

Frank the crab: How many times have we done the border run my friend? Those tales will live on in the hearts of those we have swindled. But now, our partnership ends. I leave you with this: My crown. Yes, I was once king of a great crab kingdom. I ran away to avoid the pressure. I never told you, did I... *cough* moose my friend. Keep that crown close to your heart for one day the time will come when moose and crab ride out together. When the fate of the free peoples hangs in the balance and the smallest crab, or moose, or hobbit, will make the largest of sacrifices. And if you ever meet my wife, the crab queen, tell her... I love her.

*dies*

MT11: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: "Are done yet? I need this spot for sitting."
Mt11: "Have you no respect for the dead?"
*Ed sits on Frank.*

[Archem]

Archem: Frakkin' plants! Why do I have to keep an eye out about these things, and what about me is so attractive to them?!
Grandy: I blame your golden, crispy exterior.
Deep Fried Archem: You have a point... *strokes chin thoughtfully, eats hand*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Gargh!!! Archem! How could you tempt me like this! Deep frying yourself is like dressing up as a dwarf, were I a dwarf eating creature! Or dressing up as a cheetah, were I the sort of animal that hunts cheetah!!! But after losing Frank, dare I eat one of my pubgoing friends?

Archem: Mwahahahaha!!! *Eats self...














































































...creating black hole*

Ed: Ah, a black hole.

[Grandy]

Grandy: Why, you silly you, he has no hands because he ATE THEM!

*audience laughs*

[Archem]

Archem: I'm flavored with 11 herbs and spices!
MT11: *salivating* You're not helping the situation.

[Moosetroop11]

Ed: So Archem. If you're there, who's at the tiny chewy centre of that black hole?
MT11: Chewy! *Eats ed*
Archem: The black hole, you fool!
MT11: Ah. *Eats black hole*

Ed: My life is pain...

[Grandy]

 Grandy: And that is the end of that story. *closes book* Now GTFO of my house!

[Archem]

Archem: I didn't like that story at all!
Grandy: Too bad, it's the only story-book that I know how to read!
MT11: That's because it's a pop-up book!
Archem: A pop-up book about goldfish!
Ed: I liked the parts about me.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: You know, this book club sucks. We need... An EXCLUSIVE club!

[Montage]Grandy: *chops wood*
Archem: *runs up steps*
Lucas: *blows nose*
MT11: *punches plank of wood*
Bluhman: *Shoots a target*
Grandy: *chops more wood*
Ed: *weaves rope*
Warxe: *Laughs maniacly*
Archem: *runs up more steps, is less out of breath*
Bluhman: *Shoots two targets at once*
MT11: *punches plank of wood*
Dragonium: *Nails wood together*
Archem: *runs up MORE steps, does victory dance*
Grandy: *gets assaulted by tree hugging hippies*
Bluhman: *shoots old woman*
Tomi: *farts*
AFL: *dies*
MT11: *punches a plank of wood*
Razor: *Nails up sign that reads: "League of extraordinary Superfriends. Club"*

Everyone: *stands back* we did ourselves proud.
MT11: My hand hurts.

[Grandy]

*codec calls*
Grandy: The comunication screen! Someone must need us!
Mayor: Club of the League of extraordinary Superfriends, the city is being attacked! Apparently the ever so docile tree hugging hippies are on the move for some reason!
MT11: Oh, the hippies. Sent the police to shoot them.
Mayor: We've already tried that, believe me, but the hippies seem to have gotten powers from the trees! Here, take a look! A video shot from just before the attack!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sweh2EekM4M

MT11: Two of my old pals midget engineers are with them!
Warxe: Just who is that Saruman fellow they were talking about?
Grandy: Eh... dunno? *deletes cache from computer* Totally not a name I used on forums, nuh-uh.
Warxe: And why did that just looked like our new club they were marching to?

[Moosetroop11]

Is it just me or did every single extended bit suck?

MT11: Good job we built this special superfriends tower in the middle of the club. No way they could get in here.

[Grandy]

 *SUDDENLY! ... nothing happens*

 Grandy: I guess you were right, the hippies can't get past the defence.
 MT11: I told ya. ... what's this smell?
 Grandy: It's... IT'S INCENSE! *points to door*
 *smokes with flowers and peace and love symbols comes from under the door*
 MT11: Good Lord, we have to get out of here before-
 Warxe: Duuuuude.
 Mt11: Oh no, it has started!
 Warxe: Dude, it's like, woah, I can like, like feel the whole world dude...
 MT11: Snap out of it, Warxe! *punches*
 *Warxe-o-vision*
  *Everyone looks like those old black and white disney characters, "So Happy Togheter" plays on the background"*