Charas Pub

[Archem]

Archem: It's not a time paradox unless it involves time travel, you fool!
Future Warxe: *jumps through a time portal* I haven't much time! What ever you do, don't s-
Energy Bolt from the Future: *shoots Warxe through another time portal*
Warxe: Arggg! *dies*
Future Warxe: ... You know, I forgot what I was sa- *fades out of existence*
Ed: ...You know, you're right about it not being a time paradox. It's just a regular old plot hole.

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Falls through plot hole*

[Dragonium]

*Abstract lighting effects*
Deepthought: Forty-two.
Gameshow Host: That's Numberwang! *Victory jingle plays*
*Large group of jellyfish floats past*
Dragonium: It seems that we have entered... another dimension.
Ed: You're no fun anym-- *Is folded into a paper aeroplane and flies away*

[Moosetroop11]

David Mitchell: Oh! Dragonium and Moosetroop! Didn't see you there. Fancy a drink down the pub?

MT11: Aah, it's good to be back in england. where everyone is nice to each other.

*sunset*

*the end*

[Grandy]

*credits roll*
 Director - Mel Brooks
 
 Producer - Al Gore

 Actors:
 Grandy - Marlon Brando
 Moosetroop - Jackie Chan
 Razor - Will Smith
 A Forgoten Legend - Groucho Marx
 Zerlina - Whoopi Goldberg
 Archem - Arnold Schwarzenegger
 Dragonium - Steve Carell
 X_Marks_the_Ed - Bill Murray
 
 Special guest: Weena Mercator as The Hopping Woman

 In loving memory of Heath Ledger

 *After credits*
 *Scene involving MT11 and Nick Fury*

[Moosetroop11]

Grandy's post was full of awesome. So much so that I've stepped out of character to say so.

I mean, come on. I'm Jackie Chan.

[Archem]

Archem: GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!
Man Tits: Lame.

[A Forgotten Legend]

("A Forgoten Legend - Groucho Marx"

Awesome, yes.

Razor = XD)

AFL: ... Now what?

[Grandy]

Grandy: If you need a place, it'd be a pleasure to take you into the family. [/Godfather-ed]

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: I'm played by Bill Murray.....



.....now if only I knew some celebrities. I'd know who that was.
To the internet!

*Pulls out laptop and sips on beer*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: I wikipedia'd myself.... er... my actor of which is playing me....

[Tomi]

Tomi: *apparently isn't acted as in the movie*

[coasterkrazy]

CK: *Stumbles into the pub, seemingly inebriated, but really just exhausted* Hellllllllloooo.... haven't been here in... hours... or days... or somethin... or other I dunno what's up...?

[Bluhman]

*Parachutes in on top of Coastercrazy, crushin' him*

Bluhman: I am.
CK:....Oh.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: We just finished our first full-length movie! Now we have to ship it off to the editors in Hollywood!
All: Yay!