Charas Pub

[Drace]

Xen: HUGH!!
*hughs ambrosia to dead*
Razor: What must we do?
Red: Through the portal!

[Darkfox]

*Suddenly the last event erases itself since there is no such thing as a hugh and Drace is again still a pile of mush*

[Drace]

Xen: Must hug.... hug darkfox!
Darkfox: AHHHHHH! *runs through portal and ends in a no teleport area*
*Xen also runs after him*
Xen: HUG HUG HUG!!!
Razor: Ok now close and lock the door!
Red: Yessssssir!
Razor: Ok Drace stand up!
Drace: Yesssssssir!
Razor: And MT11, set a perimeter around the pub in case Xen comes back!
MT11: Yessssssir!
Razor: Red, Drace and MT11 come closer... closer... a litle bit closer
SHUT UP WITH THAT YESSSSSIR!!!!!!!!
Red, Drace, and MT11: Yesssssssir!

[Xen]

Xen's mind:  ARRGGHHH!!! SNAP OUT OF IT!!! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!!! *pauses*  Heeeeey!! Wait a minute!! If I can use my mind, then surely I can use my healing ability!! Stupid me!!

*Xen uses his healing ability with his mind. Xen returns back to normal*

Xen: Ahhhh...back to normal....now..let's never speak of it again...

*silence*

Xen: *to Darkfox* Heey! Where is everybody??
Darkfox: We're in a no teleport area, so I can't get back to the pub.
Xen: Stupid Drace!!!!! I'm gonna kill him!! C'mon Darkfox, let's go.
Darkfox: You're gonna fly?
Xen: Well, duh!

*Darkfox climbs on Xen's back and Xen flies in a random direction*

Darkfox: Do you even know where we are going?
Xen: No, but it's a very good chance that we're heading towards the pub. *sees the pub in the horizon* See? There it is!

*Xen reaches the pub and lands*

Xen: Here we are.
Darkfox: Whatever...

*Darkfox goes in the pub*

Xen: Heeeeey!! You didn't even thank me!!!

*Goes in the pub*

Razor: I thought I told you to set up a perimeter around the pub!!
MT11: I did! Look! *points outside* See?
Razor: *looks outside* Sticks?
MT11: I could only find sticks....

[Drace]

Xen: You are all going to die!!!
Darkfox: No they don't.
*Walks past Xen*
Xen: I'll kill you all!
Darkfox: Nope.
*grabs a bottle of beer*
Xen: I'll crush all bones!
Darkfox: You can't.
*Drinks his beer*
Xen: OK and why not.
Darkfox: Remeber that all beer was destroyed?
Xen: Yes, so?
Darkfox: And what do I have?
Xen: Beer, so?
O wait a minute I can't kill them cause they give free beer!
Darkfox: Were in a paralell universe. Paralell Razor, can we telepor here?
Paralell Razor: In the back, why can you teleport?
Darkfox: Yup.
*walks to the back*
Well Xen see you later!
*teleports*
Xen: But... What must I do?!?!?!
Paralell Razor: Let's play twister!
ALL exept Xen: YEAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *In real world, not parralel universe* "Oh look, darkfox is back! And Xen isn't!"

*Everyone cheers*

Grandy: "So where is Xen?"
Darkfox: "Meh heh heh. Playing twister with ourselves in a parralel universe."
Grandy: "I see. Makes sense."

[Darkfox]

*again illogic kills events that past since Darkfox does not drink, therefore reality unwravels itself and reravels itself*

Ambrosia: What was that?
Darkfox: Drace posted.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: If Xen is in the paralell universe, and logically, there cant be 2 Xens in the same universe, where is the paralell Xen?
 *Xen enter in the PUB*
 Xen: Hey, you guys look diferent, and when we're gonna play twister?
 Razor: *Shoots Xen*: Now... *to Grandy*: NEVER even THINK bout post something like that again.

[Razor]

Razor: and now...*leans over the bar to get something* the emotionally scarred fur has to kill you all *is holding a pair of AK47s*
Drace: oh boy, this don't look good.
Red: Hah. I'm already dead.
Aeris: *casts life2*
Red: Damn you!
Sephiroth: *comes from a whole in the bar roof that disappears once he lands and skewers Aeris*
Red: Yay!
Razor: *kills sephiroth*
Red: hooray?
Razor: *starts shooting randomly at pub patrons*

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

*kijuki is seen running around being chased by tumbleweeds.


He was never heard of again*

[Darkfox]

*Runs after the tumbleweeds*

Darkfox: Use the force!!

Tumblevador: Kijuki... I am your Nanny!

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

(ROFL!! SORRY I COULDN'T resist to laugh at such hillarious dialogue XD Good one DF XD)

Game Master: Carry on.

[Razor]

Razor:*stops shooting*waaaaiiit aaaa minute... *slowly turns around to look at window*
*Kijuki's face is pressed up against it*
Razor: Arggg!!! stop following me!!!! *shoots at that generally direction shattering the glass*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: You just shot Jack Skellington with a Kenshin mask on!!

[Drace]

Drace: Oh my god, he killed Jack!
MT11: You bastard!
*Razor starts shooting MT11*
Drace: Take cover! Hiden in the thrench.
Grandy: I didn't know we have a thrench here.
Drace: Then what am I in?
Red: You don't want to know.
*Drace looks around him and sees a brown spot*
Thrench: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!
Drace: AHHHHHHH, get me outa here!