Charas Pub

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: This is stupid.

*Dies*

Radian: That was stupid.

*Ressurects Dragonium*

Dragonium: Phew. For a minute there, I thought --

*Dies*

Radian: That was really stupid.

*Ressurects Dragonium*

Duke: Hey guys, I found the script for next week's episode of Charas!

*Everyone gathers round*

Dragonium: Yay! I don't die again!

Drace: But I can't do Tae Kwon Do!

Yue: Shut up, Drace.

Drace: Make me.

Yue: *Points at page* Look, I do. Right there.

Drace: Oh.

MT11: *Reading* Is that even possible?

MMB: *Reads* ... Gasp!

Dragonium: Don't say that out loud.

MMB: This is no time for small talk! We must protect the King!

Dragonium: There's a King?

King Strawberry Elemental: Hullo!

[BlackIceAdept]

Catastrophe: I thought I took care of this...*teleports to the TV station...*

5 hours later...

Catastrophe: *teleports in* Why do they always struggle? *Throws a director's head down onto the ground*

Catastrophe: Okay show's over now get out!!!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Why do you have to ruin everyone's fun? And I was striking up quite the relationship with Jani.
Drace: Meh, you divorce in a few episodes anyway.
MT11: Figures...

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Mooses don't have much girl appeal... I guess *shrugs* how would I know?

Psychosis: Reading their minds!

[Drace]

Drace: How about we change Tea Kwon Do to Karate, I know that in a few hours.
Yue: In a few hours?
Drace: After I watched all the Karate Kid movies of course.

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: ... ... ... -_-'

[Big_Duke]

Duke:Hey,Dragonium!

Dragonium:Yes?

Duke:I found in the Script I will kill you!

Dragonium:Why?

Duke:You ate my arm.

Dragonium:Why?

Duke: Doesn't Say!

Dragonium:Oh!*Starts eating Duke's arm*

*Duke grabs a gun*

Duke:Get offa me!*Shoots Dragonium*

*Radian revives Dragonium*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: There is no script you big faker...

[Big_Duke]

Duke:Now there Isn't!
*Starts eating A banana*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Who do you think you are, Bananaman?

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: No, he's Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon.

MT11: O_o

Darkfox: O_o

Duke: O_o

Dragonium: ... *Goes to sit in the corner in silence*

[Razor]

*everyone surrenders their money to Razor*
Razor: *evil laugh*
Red: Hey wait! I don't like this part of the script! Gimme my money back!
Razor: Never! It's in the script!
Red: This handwriting looks familiar.
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*later*
Razor: Hmm, and then... they'll buy more stuff! Yes! Love it! *writes down on script*
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*later*
Catastrpohey: I thought I destroyed this crap! And why is my name so horribly mispelt?
Razor: Shut up! Die! *writes in something into the script*
Catastrpohey: *dies of stroke*
*everyone buys more stuff (against their will)*
Red: Gimme that! *snatches script and writes *END DREAM SEQUENCE**
*time goes back, Razor wakes up*
Razor: Damn you! You ruined everything, ruiner!
Catastrpohey: Hey hey, that means I'm not dead!
Razor: Red.
Red: Right. *writes in something*
Catastrpohey: *dies of stroke*

[Big_Duke]

Red:Man,I smell
Duke:Yeah,ya do.
Red:What?
Duke:Idiot *Knocks Red out*

[Razor]

*doctor runs in*
Doctor: Nurse! 112^23 CCs of Beer, stat!
Razor: That'sa lotta beera.
Nurse: *gets an IV thing and sticks one end in a keg-*
Darkfox: How are you going to set him up on an IV? He's a skeleton! He has no veins or skin!
Nurse: *and puts the other end in Red's mouth*
Razor: *to Doctor* he's paying for that (beer).

[X_marks_the_ed]

X walks in an stares at Razor.
"X:Poor society."
X walks out.