Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Grows gigantic so he blocks out the sun* Fools! Randomness will grant me ULTIMATE POWER!

*Rubber duck floats past*

Harrison Ford: Nice shooting, kid.

MT11: 0_o

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Why all the celebs all of a sudden?

Duke: *Points*

Red: ... Anyways, I said to him, "That ain't no watermelon!". It was so funny!

George Bush: Indeedles!

Pierce Brosnan: Yep.

George Bush: Hey, have I told you my H-Bomb story?

Red's Mind: Seven times...

Red: Nope, go on.

George Bush: Anyway, I was...

Razor: Red, what's all this about?

Red: I'm exploiting all the randomness to boost my ego... Duh...

Pierce Brosnan: Razor, I'll have a beer please.

Dragonium: I thought you only had vodka martinis, shaken, not stirred?

Pierce Brosnan: Tch... *Rolls eyes*

[WarxePB]

*An anvil falls on Dubya*

-Yue: MUAHAHAHAHA!

-Xios: Bleep. *walks over to Yue and kicks him*

-Warxe: *transforms into Moosetroop with Warxe's head with antlers*

-Kratos: *teenage girl whining* C'mon, somebody close this spacetime rip already!

-Zero: *gets up* I'm a real boy!

[Darkfox]

Tina: Don't anybody want a hug?

Darkfox: *comes in dressed like a mechanic with a toolbox* Ok alright... *walks over to the space-time continuum rupture and pulls out a needle and thread and begins to sew the rupture closed*

[Drace]

Drace: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Razor: Ah damnit Drace, read some posts if you don't know what's going on.
Drace: Don't want to. Fill me in.
Razor: Ok it's like this....... You sleeping again?
Drace: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznnnnnoooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Razor: Oh, ok, just cheking, so it's like.......

[Big_Duke]

Duke:*gets squashed by an elephant*GET OFFA ME!YA ELEPHANT!

Yue:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Warxe:O_O Somebody didn't fix the space rip!

BANANAMAN:Tell me about it.

Warxe:Where'd you come from?

BANANAMAN:I DON'T KNOW!

Warxe:*Kills bananaman*Eat that,YA FREAK!YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

Bananaman's ghost: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!Warxe,YOU KILLED ME!

Warxe:And?*Uses holy on ghost*So I did.

Warxe:FIX THE SPACE RIP!

*Space rip closes*

Everyone:O_O What the?

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Did it with help from lil Psychosis!

Psychosis: I sat on the "Close rip" button...

[Razor]

Razor: *falls asleep standing up*
Warxe: ? *goes for cash register*
Razor: *smacks Warxe with shtogun* No stealling! *falls asleep*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Normal sized* Ah, glad that's over. Now I can go back to doing whatever it is that I do. *Falls asleep*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *goes into phone boothe and comes out with a mask* Star Girl away! *flies off*

[Xen]

*Xen enters, with a worried look on his face*
Xen: Err...heh...heh. Anyone willing to help a friendly Dark Dragon out?
Drace: Help you out with what? And...friendly?
Xen: Goddamit! Do I have to tell you everything? *pauses* I got some guys chasing me. I need a place to hide out. And...of course I'm friendly. In a friendly, evil, sort of way, I...think.
Razor: Why not just kill them? You do that to everyone else who stands in your way.
Xen: *ponders* I...never thought of that. But still...hide me, hide me, hide me! *jumps up and down, causing minor tremors*
Drace: I ain't helping you.

*silence*

Drace: *to everyone* Well, would anyone else?

*silence*

Some guy: I will! I will!

*sound of shotgun firing, and a thud*

Razor: *reloading shotgun* See? No one wants to help you.
Xen: *sighs* No one saw me though, okay? *leaves*

*ED and a load of Dragon Hunters enter*

ED: Has anyone seen a large Dark Dragon?
Drace: Xen?
ED: Yeah, him! He still hasn't gave me my wallet. Damn him. *shakes fist*
Drace: He went- *points in the direction that Xen went* -that way.
ED: Oh sure. The old 'He went that way' trick! I'm realy gonna fall for that!
Drace: No, really. He did! Xen went that wa-
ED: Nice try! Lets go guys!
Dragon Hunters: Yessir!

*Ed and the Dragon Hunters go in the opposite direction to the way Drace pointed*

Drace: Idiot...

[Eternal Darkness]

 2 days later

*A Dark dragon wearing a little moustache walks into pub*

Wierd Dragon: *in a fake deep voice* Hello my name is Twine i would like a beer.
Razor: Xen you dont even like beer
Xen: yeah i know but it goes with the disgui...... How did you know.
Razor: it isn't exactly hard when all you have done is put on a moustache, only an idiot would fall for that.

*ED walks into pub ans sits next to Xen*

ED: Hello i haven't seen you around here before
Xen: *in a weird voice again* My name is Twine a dont come here often
ED: I dont blame you *sees razor staring at him* Only joking...
Xen: *Pulling face as he drinks the last of his beer* Well i had better be going
ED: oh by the way have you seen a dark dragon by the name of Xen around here

Xen sorry no i haven't bye...*runs out door giggling*
ED: well he was a nice fella but he seemed to be in a rush...*gets a look of embaressment on his face and turns to razor* that was Xen wasn't it.
Razor: yes, didnt you know it was him
ED: No but i'll get him *finishes beer and runs out of pub*

Razor: Wait...they didn't pay! Good job I installed those Mines that explode when non-paying customers step on them.
Drace: Is that possible?
Razor: 'tis now!

*sounds of explosions are heard from outside*

ED: ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!

Razor: Damn! Xen must've flew over them, hence the reason I install rockets

*faint explosions and Xen's screams are heard*

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: O_O

-Kratos: *looks around* Where did Yue, Jani Fors and Xios go off to?

-Warxe: Chaos Realm or something.

-Kratos: Indeed.

-Warxe: So, what now?

-Kratos: Summon some of your friends in.

-Warxe: Alright. *summons Odin*

-Odin: YES! I'LL FINALLY BEAT YOU AT CHECKER- Hey, what happened? *looks around* You! *decapitates Warxe*

-Kratos: ...

-Odin: But I was so close to winning! I tell you, that 4-yr-old was really good, too!

-Kratos: ...You must suck at checkers.

-Odin: Sadly, yes.

[Darkfox]

*A huge burly gray furred beastman in jean shorts and a sleeveless shirt walks in wielding an oversized hammer comes in, his right eye hazel and his left eye silver, he has ears that flop back, streamlike tail, huge hands and feet*

Psychosis: Why are you here?

Thor: Technician...

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

mmb : for what?
DF : O-o
thor : dont use ''O-o'' IF I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!
mmb : are you looking for a fight?
thor : no, you?!!
mmb : i am, wanna fight?
thor : sure! >:
mmb : ok, come on then, come on!
*moves around like a complete idiot*
thor : DF, he isn't worth killing...
mmb : just hit me!
thor : u sure?
mmb : yeah, gimme all you got...
DF : mmb thats not a really go...
*thor grabs his hammer and smacks away mmb*
DF: good idea...
mmb : ouch! *Stands up* YOU CALL THAT FIGHTING?
DF : WTF!!
thor : huh?, i just beated you down! DIIIIEEE DIIIIEEEE!!!!
*hits around with his hammer*
DF : oh crap, DUCK!!!!! AAAAH!!!!
warxe : *enters the room*, whats going o.....AAAAAH!!! DUCK!!!!
kratos : ooo ooh AAAAAH!!!
odin : could sumeone shut that thor up? *gets wacked over the head*
kratos : not by me...
odin : oh crap never mind RUUUUUN!!!!!!
*everybody runs, including thor*
everybody : *cough of running*
warxe : his nuts, that thor guy, man whered he come from, and where is he now?
thor : =-=*
warxe : is it better for me to run now?
mmb : uhuh...i geusse that would be the only way to survive.
warxe: you mean his gonna.....you know....kill me?!!
thor : exacly, he is.
mmb : WTF!
thor : oh i whas talking to myself again.
warxe : oh pfew, i tought you WHERE gonna kill me.
thor : i whas...i whas....DIIIIIEEEE DIIIIIIEEE DIIIIEEE!!!!
warxe : AAAAAAAAAAAH!
*runs of with thor on his tail*
everybody : RUUUN!
*run to a safe place*