Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

*A strange blue shiny skinned salamanderlike female with light blue hair, a long tail that has a flipperlike part at the end and light purple eyes, a white underbelly. She wears a white shirt that shows off her stomach, necklace and a ring on her left hand, as well as short shorts*

Levinna: I am Levinna and I will be the replacement referee! AIN'T I CUTE!? Ok get to fighting but don't cause too much bleeding, it makes me queazy!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Darkfox, what's your obsession with alien women???

Razor: Attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
MT11: Uh-oh! *Dodges* Yay!
Razor: *Takes a club to MT11's head*
MT11: *Dies* *Brought back to life with auto-life*
Razor: Huh?
MT11: Chomp
Razor: *Inside MT11's stomach*
Drace: 0_o
Dragonium: You were dead!
RedXIII: Anyone seen Grandpa?

[Dragonium]

*Inside the commentary box*

Bob: ... And, as the match ended in default (Rule 466: Should a character eat another, the match ends), we will now have another match. Isn't that right, Gary?

Gary: It certainly is. Both sides played well in that last round, and it'll be interesting to see who will win the next elimination round.

Bob: Certainly. If you've just joined us, we're waiting to hear a result for the last battle, and a fixture for the next one! And... Hold on... I'm getting something, just in... The winner is... Drace!

Gary: Well, ain't that a surprise? And, folks, the next fixture will be Dragonium vs. Sephiroth. Should be an interesting one, eh Bob?

*Back in the Arena*

*Sephiroth walks in*

3... 2... 1... FIGHT!

Dragonium: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! *Runs*

Sephiroth: Get back here! *Chases*

Dragonium: Umm... Come on, think! Uuuuuh...

*Sephiroth gets closer*

Dragonium: Nooooo!! *Tiddles*

*Ping*

Sephiroth: O_o *Falls over*

*Victory tune plays*

Dragonium: Yeah! *Does a lap of honour*

Drace: O_o *Falls over*

Dragonium: Uh-oh! *Trips over Drace*

*Back in the commentary box*

Bob: The judges have come to a decision... The winner is... Drace! Again.

Gary: Well, ain't that a surprise?

Bob: Shut it, Gary.

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Alien!? WHERE?! *runs*

Levinna: Hey, I'm the referee and announcer and commentary! Ya'll are screwin up my spotlight! Sooooo...

*Bob and Gary appear in the ring*

BOB VS GARY!

Levinna: A three two annnnd one GOOO!

[Eternal Darkness]

ED: i like boxing matches because no one can get hurt who's sitting in the audience.
*Bob comes flying towards ED and in slow motion crushes him*
Announcer: OOHH thats got to hurt, but anyway that means that Gary has won the match.

*Xen is flying above the ring*
Xen: stupid ED at least nothing can hurt me while i'm up here
*As Gary celebrates he throws wieght up into air*
Xen:*in slow motion* NNNNNOOOOO *gets hit by wieght and falls to ground*

*A faint voice comes from under bob and shouts as though the person is in pain*
ED: H-HA H-H-HA

[Darkfox]

Levinna: *looks at Announcer* -_- Move aside... *does a horizontal swing help up on one hand like some kung fu movie and slaps Announcer way out of the ring with the flipper end of her tail* Ya'll not come back now ya hear? Heh... hey Uncle Leviathan! I'm on TV!!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Sips tea thoughtfully*

[Grandy]

 *Evberthing turns Black-And-White, and with no sounds*

 Grandy: *whatching what is happening and laughing* (everything gets darks and big white letters show up: "HA HA HA!")
 Darkside: *sweatdrops while drinking a beer*
 Mimic: *Walk through and invisible door*
 Neo: *Dodges bullets in slowmotion*
 Me: *Writing this right now*
 Charles Chaplin: *Walk in a funny way, then gets in the middle of a fight*

[Darkfox]

Tina: *moves mouth*

Text: I can't talk anyways so it's no bother to me, hey cool! I get my own text box! Wait... does black and white make me look fat?

Darkfox: *moves mouth*

Text: LOVE AND PEACE!! What the? ... ... ... no you don't look fat Mindy.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Looks at tea* Text: Ugh! Black tea!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Looks at a machine of some sort, mouth moves*

Text: Wow, this spiffing gadget seems to be broken, rather!

Dragonium: *Takes out a book*

Text: "Charas Gold Award Engineering Rule 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape".

Dragonium: *Fiddles with the machine, mouth moves again*

Text: Hmm... Please run the titles while I figure out this doodad.

*Titles run with lots of names, then a big hole appears in the film and it stops*

Radian: *Fiddling with projector, mouth moves*

Text: Sorry.

[WarxePB]

-Odin: *slams the chessboard, knocking all the pieces off*

Text: Great game! Shall we play again?

-Kratos: *walks away*

Text: Sure.

-Warxe: *looks at text boxes thoughtfully*

Text: What's with all the text boxes?

-Morionn: *screams*

Text: NOOOOO! MY SOUND MANIPULATION POWERS ARE USELESS NOW!!!!!!

-Odin: *kills Morionn*

Text: I am teh evil!

*Xios appears*

Text: *whoosh*

-Xios: *says something*

Text: *whoosh*

-Xios: *says something angrily*

Text: *whoosh*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *moves mouth*
 Text: *whoosh*
 Grandy: *looks confuse*
 Text: *whoosh*
 Grandy: *hits the text box*
 Text: *slam!*
 Grandy: *moves mouth*
 Text: Nothing that a good punch don't fix

[Darkfox]

*Fireball*

Text: Splash!

*Water*

Text: Sizzle!

*Tank*

Text: Squeak!

*Mouse*

Text: BOOM!

DF: ...

Text: ...

*DF pulls out Spirit saber and slashes the silent filmafier, everything returns to color and sound returns*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Yay! why didn't I think of that?