Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rahl]

Granted but the first time you freeze time you become frozen with it and remain so for eternity.

I wish, I pray, and everything in between that they call my classes off tommorow because of bad weather. (don't corrupt this if you can help it )

[Darrellito]

Granted, but the bad weather is the perfect setup for an axe murdering. Check your closets.

I wish I had an original set of x-ray specs.

[Rahl]

Granted but they give off too much radiation and you become superman.

I wish my alarm had went off this morning and I had made it to class...

[Red Giant]

Granted but lol the exact same thing happened to me today omg

I wish I could get some work done.

[fruckert]

Granted. You worked your corner very good

I wish I wish I was a fish

[Red Giant]

Granted, but I can't think of any punishment that someone who wants to be fish would consider bad.

I wish I could kill just one person of my choosing with no legal consequences.

[fruckert]

Granted. You go to hell, instantaneously while still alive

I wish I had better grammar

[fruckert]

As Red said, "Who would want to be a fish?"
Oh...wait

I wish the next person who answered had to answer all in rhymes
And that I had a cookie

[fruckert]

A rock you fished
It struck you, bitch
Then you fell
And screamed and yelled
And erm...words
Birds

I still wish for a cookie
That sounds really good right now, doodie

[Darrellito]

Granted but they give off too much radiation and you become superman.

Was my wish really corrupted, or just made super awesome?

You get your cookie, but it's laced with cyanide and your stomach explodes from the inside out.

I wish I had a penny.

[fruckert]

Granted. No corruption because pennies are technically worthless

I wish that Habbo Hotel would get bombed by a terrorist attack

[Darrellito]

Granted, but the cops find traces in your house to link you to the crime.

I wish I had 10 million pennies.

[Musha]

Granted. 10 millions pennies fall on you from above and you are crushed to death benteath their weight.

I wish I was immune to all forms of bodily harm.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but you collapse under the social pressure of society, unable to fit in because of your ability to live forever.

I wish I had the world's most comfy pillow.

[Red Giant]

Granted. Lying on a pillow of such unnatural comfiness causes you to descend into a sleep so deep you may never awaken from it.


I wish I could learn without studying.