Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, but it gets shoved up your arse. (Figure that one out.)

I wish Mommy stop crying, I'm sorry.

[TGF]

Granted, but she starts hitting you with a rubber trout.

I wish that this wish will get horribly corrupted.

[arcaine91]

Granted. The wish is corrupted so horribly that you are tortured by demons for 1000 years.

I wish this wish won't get corrupted.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  And you get a... toaster every time you use the letter F I guess.

I wish the user below didn't grant my wish.

[WarxePB]

Granted. You get the MSN of a 6-year-old girl. You subsequently get arrested for solicitation of sex to minors.

I wish that my cats died. (Corrupt THAT!)

[WarxePB]

Granted. You get a bucket of poisoned chicken wings that gives you really bad food poisoning.

I wish that Lucas was Amish.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  Gary from Pokemon is king of the galaxy.  And Gary Gygax is king of the universe, recently having usurped He-Man.  At this point you realize that you've done little but elevate yourself to a station hailed as one of power by the life-forms of earth, when really you now assume the responsibility of micro-managing an entire planet, all the while tyranted by your higher-ups, not unlike your days on earth.  In the end, you find you're not suited to rule a planet, and for sake of convenience hurl the earth into the sun.

These are the kinds of things I think about when you leave me in a room to myself.

I wish for less volatile, crumbly bread.

[Darrellito]

Granted, you become the bread.


I wish I was more careful about what I wished for.

[WarxePB]

Granted. You get dismembered, but kill the person who dismembered you (so you still technically win, but you're still dismembered).

I wish that something negative would happen to the person 5 posts above me.

[Rahl]

Granted you loose 3304 posts off of your post count.

I wish I were a sage.

[Red Giant]

Granted, you become a piece of sage.


I wish people would stop making corruptions that bear absolutely no resemblence to the wish they're corrupting.

[fruckert]

Granted, but you lose 50 points and get raped

I wish that I knew why .za is the domain code for South Africa

[Darrellito]

Granted, but said knowledge gets you killed.

I wish for what Red wished for.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  Now granting wishes requires thought.

I wish for ten wishes.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but you lack the consciousness to do anything with it.

I wish that I would get a pie, only one pie, and that it would be made of apples and regular pie crust. It wouldn't kill me, make me morbidly obese, kill my family, make me lose my possessions, or indirectly harm me in any way.