Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Dominicy]

Granted, you use it to make a Pokemon fan game.

I wish Fred (The youtube idiot.  Not the Charas idiot.  Or the Charas genuis, at that) had some kind of throat disease that ruined his voice, even beyond sound editor's capabilities to fix.  Preferrably a disease that won't kill him, though.  Because I'm a nice guy :3

[Fisherson]

Granted, but he recovers from his disease and becomes a rockstar for no aparent reason.


I wish that Dom would stop acting so freindly and tell us what his evil paln is.

[Rahl]

Granted but they only do for one post then go back to it after that post.

I wish I were a rich man.

[Fisherson]

Granted, you are rich in antioxidents, thus you're made of choclate and are taken to a small fatory and split into hundreds of little candy bars and eaten by women all over the world also granting your second secret wish.

I wish that the world was like the greatest adult-cartoon TV show ever: Futurama.

[Rahl]

Granted, but only your world and Dr. Zoidbuge eats you alive

I wish I could live inside the harry potter books.

[Rahl]

Granted too bad there a comet the size of texas hurling towards them at 22,000 miles an hour

I wish for happiness for everyone here.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but you use your talents for evil and are kill by Dog the Bounty Hunter, Chuck Norris and a old Hobo.


I wish I had a life of adventure as traveling Jedi.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but you get killed during the events of Episode 3.

I wish that a large sack of potatoes would fall on Archem.

[fruckert]

Granted. They are old and moldy and don't hurt him. They just make him smell funny

I wish for a Hypnotoad

[Dominicy]

Rancors.  Nuff said.

I wish I understood how or why Fisherson finds me friendly XD

[Red Giant]

Granted, but the knowledge that Fisherson has a gay crush on you creeps you out to no end.

I wish the tom cruise would quit acting.

[fruckert]

Granted. You get a screw driven into your head

I wish that Muppet as an insult made sense to me

[WarxePB]

Granted. You get anally probed by the train.

I wish that Over 9000 was funny again.

[Rahl]

Granted but not the kind of funny you are.

I wish this wish wouldnt get corrupted.

[fruckert]

Granted. You get nothing, except what you wished for

I wish that Fable got a non-sucky expansion pack