Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[arcaine91]

Granted. The new expansion contains an epic adventure greater than any other game that came before, with a mighty weapon of legend and thousands of beautiful virgins, but when you download it it corrupts your file. Now whenever you play Fable it only displays Hannah Montana music videos.

I wish that this wish would be the exact opposite of what I originally wanted to wish for.

[Rahl]

Granted, does not compute...

I wish I would no longer have writers block.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  It looks like that.

I wish I had a stable, high-speed, fully-functional internet that did not turn out to be crap when this wish is granted.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but it's a live pet hat. With rabies.

I wish I could sell my soul to the devil for one wish, but the contract signed with the devil says that I will not die for 40-50 more years at a minim.

[fruckert]

I wish Lucas would have made a wish

[arcaine91]

Granted. The next time you step outside, a truck carrying highly corrosive acid crashes, and it splashes on your face. Your face melts, and you are sent to the emergency room. The doctors perform emergency plastic surgery to fix your face, but they dont realize that the anesthesia canister is empty, and your lips are so warped, they cant understand you. You are thus forced to endure a four-hour facial surgery with no anesthesia. In the end, your face is restored to pre-melt status anyway.

I wish my calculator could divide by zero.

[Red Giant]

Gra- OH SH-

[Rahl]

.......... Granted.

I wish people werent stupid enough to think that anything to the 0th power =1. Thats just dumb moronic and everything in between.

[Musha]

Granted.  Now everyone thinks anything to the 0th power =Love.  Go figure.

I wish I had metal skin.

[WarxePB]

Granted. You get mowed down by Bruce Campbell.

I wish that I could go to the Hotel California

[Dominicy]

Granted.  No corruption, I have no clue where that is.

[fruckert]

I wish that people would start to remember to make wishes
And that this wish wouldn't get corrupted

[Dominicy]

Uh kay.

I wish Futurama wasn't cancelled Q_Q

[Darrellito]

Granted, but now Uwe Boll writes for the show.

I wish I could have some Turducken.

[Dominicy]

Granted.



Enjoy.

I wish I wasn't an idiot and would just sleep.