Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darrellito]

Wow, that looks tasty 

Granted, but you accidentally fall asleep while eating and choke silently.

I wish the job market wasn't fucked.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  You land the job as CEO of Charas Inc.

I wish the company behind Superjail would just go bankrupt already, like it deserves.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but then you find out that the creator is a long lost uncle and decides to come live with you till he can get back on his feet. He still doesn't stop writing Superjail

I wish that the next poster would kill the poster that posts five posts later.

[Rahl]

Granted. *BOOM*

I wish killzone 2 would drop dead.

[fruckert]

Granted. Killzone 3 quickly replaces it...and nobody notices the name change

I wish I had a flintlock pistol

[Rahl]

Granted but its pointed at your head, and shoots your ear off.

I wish you would know what I sayin G.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but now I speak in German and you can't understand me.


I wish the world was a safer place.

[Rahl]

Granted, too bad you dont live there, you now live on Halceon 12, where humans are raped by 12 foot tall apes. Congratulaions...

I wish for Halo Battlefront to come out one day.

[Myownpath]

Granted, but when you go to buy it, you find out it costs over nine million Munneys.
And when you do finally raise enough money to purchase it, it somehow turns into a rickrolled video yay...

I wish Fooly Cooly had more than just six episodes.

[Rahl]

Granted, but in an alternate universe where more is less it now has 3.

I wish global warming wasnt happening.

[Dominicy]

Granted, it's reversed and becomes global cooling.  The ice caps cease to recede and start expanding.  The polar bears become the dominant species, in the end.

I wish I would stop sleeping through my alarm clock.  Or at the very least, figure out how it turns itself off O_O

[X_marks_the_ed]

You made a porno he loves.

I wish I could draw Mesas.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  Somehow I'm suddenly glad I don't read Ed's webcomic. o_O

I wish I didn't have writer's block.  Especially at character development heavy moments @_@

[X_marks_the_ed]

Sorry, but before I finished reading your post, I decided to stop reading it. So no wish for you.

I wish 2/3 cup of of salt, 1 gallon of iced tea, and seven carrots. Blend them at liquify for ten hours and clean up the mess.

[Fisherson]

Granted, a combo cook/cleaner droid peforms the task you sepcify, then explodes making a bigger mess than the one it cleaned up.


I wish they would make a DS version of Dragon Warrior 3.