Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Musha]

Granted, but now you don't get paid to do them.

I wish money grew on trees.

[Fireflame]

Granted, but all the trees die.

I wish for a fish

[fruckert]

Granted, a person at Pike Place throws it into your face.

I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

[Fisherson]

Granted but now your memory is good, they make you into a hardrive for PCs.


I wish I had some new TV shows that didn't stink to watch.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, they don't make anymore tv shows

I wish i were a human being

[fruckert]

Granted, you contract AID's and die of the Swine Flu

I wish I wasn't sick from an immunity shot

[Darkfox]

Granted, but the immunity shot fails and you get sick with Salmonella Fitzgerald.

I wish there was a new Evil Dead movie.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but you're in it...And it's not a movie...don't look outside your window right now.


I wish I was an all power villain and had world domination in a world where heroism is outlawed and I had alternate form like in video games.

[Fisherson]

Granted, you become a golded PVC statue of your self with flashing LED lights.

I wish that world were made of Jello.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, but you get a mullet, and blonde mullets are just silly.
(That's why I have one.)

I wish I could tuna fish.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Granted, but you can't.
I wish I could do that spirit gun thing from that one show.

[elementalhero76]

Granted but, you are not Sasuke and you don't come back to life.

I wish for Help on my spriting.

[fruckert]

Granted, but you can only do Space Invader sprites now.

I wish I could sprite worth a damn.

[Felix-0]

Granted...but for C: drive gets corrupted

I wish RPG 2k3 had better image support

[Fisherson]

Granted, but now it's battle engine is based on Zorc.

I wish a woamn would fall in love iwth me.