Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[fruckert]

Granted, but a "woamn" happens to be a Hutt-like creature. Congratz on your new wife!

I wish Chrome didn't keep trying to make me look at penises on Wikipedia (true story)

[Hawkfrost]

Granted, but tries to make you look  at them on other sites

I wish all MMORPGS were free

[Darkfox]

Granted, but now they are all a waste of time... oh wait, they are that already.

I wish this damn heat wave would move out already... or die.

[Hawkfrost]

granted, its now in an ice age

I wish chocobo wre real

[Hirochi-Zangus]

granted, their lifespan is 1 year and only 1 exists

I wish that i had a thousand wishes that would come true no matter what

[Felix-0]

Granted, but they all become corrupted.


I wish I could find my Damned boys night out cd

[Darkfox]

Granted, but it is in Spanish.

I wish Solomon Grundy got pants too, he needs a decent pair of pants.

[fruckert]

Granted, but M.C. Hammer would be proud of them.

I wish that I never had to buy a crappy game again.

[Fisherson]

Granted, now crappy games don't exist, but good games become worse in quality.

I wish I could breathe flames and fly.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but now you have to live in a volcano, and you can't get fireproof TVs or computers so it's boring.

I wish I had the Mach 5.

[Musha]

Granted, but it comes with Spritle and Chim-Chim in it.

I wish they would make a movie about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question_(comics)">The Question</a>

[Rahl]

Granted but no one knows whats it about because they never get the answer.

I wish I didnt have to go back home on another airplane.

[HobomasterXXX]

Granted, you don't make it home, you crash in the Pacific Ocean, never to be found (also you drown).
I wish good pcs didn't cost lots.

[Rahl]

Granted, but you still look like an underfed Brazillian stick.

[Dominicy]

I wish I could understand why and how I'm back