Darkfox
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Granted, but you die and nobody really cares anyways.
I wish I was Strong Bad.
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| October 29, 2009, 06:23:41 PM |
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Musha
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Granted. The King of Town mistakes you for a lollipop and eats your head.
I wish I had my avatar's outfit in real life.
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| November 03, 2009, 12:57:24 AM |
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blue_emerald777
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Granted. People now think you can survive a gunshot. You can't.
I wish making printed materials was less of a hassle.
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| November 03, 2009, 04:44:02 PM |
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Musha
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Granted, but since any idiot can now do it, Staples and Kinko's go out of business, thereby causing massive worldwide unemployment. I hope you're happy.
I wish I was a line-of-sight teleporter like Nightcrawler.
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| November 05, 2009, 06:09:37 PM |
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Darkfox
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Granted, but one day you get stuck in that really freaky other dimension.
I wish for a dinner fit for a king!
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| November 07, 2009, 06:07:18 PM |
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lucas_irineu
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Okay. You're not allowed to eat it, since you are not a king. You just stare while some fat guy with a crown eats everything.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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MissingName
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Granted. She dumps you in 30 seconds to a rich old man who smells like vick's vapo rub.
I actually wish for the same thing as Lucas. /depressed
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| November 08, 2009, 10:56:16 AM |
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Darkfox
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Granted. But she dumbs you in 30 seconds for a crooked used car salesman. I wish for a Shillelagh. I AM THE CHEESE, I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THIS SHOW, I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED!
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| November 08, 2009, 03:14:49 PM |
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Bluhman
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Granted. It can't throw magic, though.
I wish I could change my hands into tools.
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| November 08, 2009, 05:13:10 PM |
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Darkfox
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Granted, you are now Dusty, but you don't talk much, are overweight, and get tired easily.
I wish the Star Wars craze was over already.
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| November 10, 2009, 01:26:14 AM |
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Musha
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Granted, but the Kingdom Hearts craze doubles in intensity to compensate for the void left by Star Wars.
I wish crazes would just stop altogether so I don't feel embarassed for liking something that has a gigantic squealing fanbase made up of annoying 12-year-olds and soccer moms.
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| November 11, 2009, 07:19:54 AM |
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Darkfox
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Granted, the world is now at peace, sorta, except... er... hard to corrupt... well... nothing gets popular? Y'know... it'd actually be very good, FF7 fanboys/fangirls will stop saying how "hawt" Sephiroth and Cloud are... y'know what? That's a damn good wish!
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.
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| November 11, 2009, 04:48:32 PM |
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MissingName
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Granted. It's ricotta on sourdough.
I wish for a stick chewing gum. THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN CHEWED ON.
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| November 11, 2009, 05:11:27 PM |
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Angel Walter
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Granted. A certain ingredient in the gum give you a brain tumuor. Have fun with that.
I wish for a super-special-awesome picture scanner! No zombies please.
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| November 11, 2009, 05:41:30 PM |
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Musha
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No zombies? Okay, you get a vampire. A Twilight Vampire. And he breaks your picture scanner.
I wish I could navigate the gap between dimensions.
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