Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Musha]

Granted, but since any idiot can now do it, Staples and Kinko's go out of business, thereby causing massive worldwide unemployment.  I hope you're happy.

I wish I was a line-of-sight teleporter like Nightcrawler.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but one day you get stuck in that really freaky other dimension.

I wish for a dinner fit for a king!

[MissingName]

Granted.  She dumps you in 30 seconds to a rich old man who smells like vick's vapo rub.

I actually wish for the same thing as Lucas.  /depressed

[Darkfox]

Granted. But she dumbs you in 30 seconds for a crooked used car salesman.

I wish for a Shillelagh.

[Bluhman]

Granted. It can't throw magic, though.

I wish I could change my hands into tools.

[Darkfox]

Granted, you are now Dusty, but you don't talk much, are overweight, and get tired easily.

I wish the Star Wars craze was over already.

[Musha]

Granted, but the Kingdom Hearts craze doubles in intensity to compensate for the void left by Star Wars.

I wish crazes would just stop altogether so I don't feel embarassed for liking something that has a gigantic squealing fanbase made up of annoying 12-year-olds and soccer moms.

[Darkfox]

Granted, the world is now at peace, sorta, except... er... hard to corrupt... well... nothing gets popular? Y'know... it'd actually be very good, FF7 fanboys/fangirls will stop saying how "hawt" Sephiroth and Cloud are... y'know what? That's a damn good wish!

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.

[MissingName]

Granted.  It's ricotta on sourdough.

I wish for a stick chewing gum.  THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN CHEWED ON.

[Angel Walter]

Granted. A certain ingredient in the gum give you a brain tumuor. Have fun with that.

I wish for a super-special-awesome picture scanner! No zombies please.

[Musha]

No zombies?  Okay, you get a vampire.  A Twilight Vampire.  And he breaks your picture scanner.

I wish I could navigate the gap between dimensions.

[Angel Walter]

Granted. There are only two dimensions. Including this one. The other one clashes with your outfit and is filled with millions of one-hit-kill enemies, and you got stuck there... Nice job.
I wish for a steampunk airship!

[Darkfox]

Granted, your a dude that collects geodes, you die from being crushed by a giant geode, but it was the most awesome geode in the world and was named after you, too bad your dead.

I wish I could fuse with the awesome that is Homsar.

[_JeT_]

Granted, you are now Dasar. Soon after, you are crushed by a heavy lourde.

I wish for a challenge.

[Darkfox]

You now face The Tick!

I wish for Freakazoid! powers.