Vending Machine

[Tomi]

Yeah, so in this game you just put something into the vending machine, and the next person says what comes back out.  Then they put something in the vending machine.  It's easy and random, like this:
Person1: I put in a dollar
Person2: A n00b comes out.
I quickly put the n00b back in.
Person3: A monkey comes out ... etc.


Yeah, so I put a Wiimote in.

[Bluhman]

Diet Pepsi comes out. Well, it flows out, since it's not in a can for some reason.

I put a donut in the vending machine.

[Archem]

A bear claw falls out. With the bear attached to it.

I put my money into the vending machine...

[ZeroKirbyX]

Yakov Smirnoff falls out.

Your money puts vending machine into you.

[MrMister]

Blood comes out.
I put a doggy in.

[Archem]

The doggy comes back out. REJECTED!

I put my *self* into the vending machine...

[Cerebus]

Nothing comes out, because you're worth nothing! Hahaha... ha... yeah...

I put a rat in the vending machine...

[Linkizcool]

A scared granny comes out.

I put a guitar string into the vending machine

[WarxePB]

Three strings come out.

I stick two of them in the vending machine.

[Bluhman]

A sexy string comes out.

You put a famous composer in the machine.

[Dragonium]

The famous composer comes Bach out.

I put a vending machine into the vending machine.

[ZeroKirbyX]

It spurts out a microverse.

You stick a sock in the machine.

[Dragonium]

It washes the sock on an agreeable temperature, applies loving amounts of detergent and fabric softener, tumbles dries the sock until it is warm and dry, and then puts the sock into a particle accelerator, and propels it at high speed through the ceiling.

I put ZKX into the vending machine.

[Meiscool-2]

ZKX comes back out with several cuts on his wrist.

I put a puppy in the machine.

[coasterkrazy]

A doberman comes out.

I put 4 quarters, 3 dimes and 6 nickels into the vending machine.