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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #3900 on: August 29, 2006, 03:01:10 PM »
MT11: No! Bubbles can never lose her virginity! If she does the fabric of time may or may not collapse in on itself making strange stuff happen!

Tomi: *Turns into Mojo Jojo* Cursessss...
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3901 on: August 30, 2006, 12:16:09 AM »
Tomi: *kills Jek, Emerates, jynce, and other assorted n00bs, once again*
MT11: *eats Buttercup*
Tomi: Uhh, that's a Power Puff girl, not candy.
MT11: So..
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3902 on: August 30, 2006, 12:32:37 AM »
Flower: Girl Power!
MIC: Flower... you're a man and you know it.
Flower: What?
MIC: Seriously... you're commanding... you can't lose.... you dominate all others... you like it on top... you're a dude.
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3903 on: August 30, 2006, 12:34:21 AM »
Tomi: Uh, Meis, that's Blossom.
MIC: No, it's Rick James.
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Offline I Have a Sandwich

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« Reply #3904 on: August 30, 2006, 12:37:02 AM »
Rick James: I'm Rick James bitch!
Sandwich: *Shoots RJ* Goddamn Dave CHapelle. Not even that funny.
MojoTroop: I am not Mojo Jojo. I am Moosetroop, making me not Mojo. If I was Mojo, I would not be MooseTroop, who I am. I would be Mojo, instead of MooseTroop who is me, not Mojo Jojo.
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3905 on: August 30, 2006, 01:09:21 AM »
Quote
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Tomi: Uh, Meis, that's Blossom.


Man, **** the Powerpuff Girls.
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3906 on: August 30, 2006, 08:47:12 AM »
Tomi: Dude, thats child molestation...
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Offline Dragonium

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« Reply #3907 on: August 30, 2006, 09:26:21 AM »
Drace: *From behind backroom door* La la la, can't hear you!
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3908 on: September 03, 2006, 02:54:44 AM »
MIC: Know who I hate?
Warxe: America?
MIC: Besides them.
Warxe: Then no. I am utterly stumped as to who you, Meiscool, might hate.
MIC: I hate Sef-ie-roff.
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Offline WarxePB

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« Reply #3909 on: September 03, 2006, 03:22:58 AM »
Warxe: That's nice. *leans over to Tomi* (He's gone off the deep end, I say.)
Tomi: (Lol, you owe me 200 bucks)
Warxe: (I'll get it later.) Hey MIC, would you do me a favor?
MIC: No.
Warxe: Would you let Drace know that there's a lady who looks like Mid outside?
MIC: Where?! *runs off*
Tomi: Now, pay up fool. *whips out a minigun*
Warxe: Fine... *gives Tomi some money* Now, how do we lock up MIC?
Draggy: Chloroform?
Tomi: A giant hammer?
Drace: Let's set some zombie n00bs on him. I've got some in my basement.
Warxe: No, no and possibly. Don't worry, I've got a better idea.
Drace: Now, did I hear something about Mid? *runs off*
Warxe: Now, if you'll excuse me... *steps out* *returns with MacGyver*
MG: What have I got to work with?
Warxe: Hmm... *checks pockets* Some lint, a toothpick, a mastered Fire materia, a red rupee, and two batarangs.
MG: I see.
*14 seconds later*
MG: *holds up a net* This net will automatically seek out MIC, and render him paralyzed.
Tomi: Wow! How'd you do that?
MG: I'm MacGyver, lol!
Warxe: Rrrright...
Draggy: I declare MIC season... open.
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3910 on: September 03, 2006, 03:52:48 AM »
Drace: Hey, MIC, do you think this white cloth smells like Chloroform?
MIC: I don't know lol. Let me check. *dies*
Drace: Hehe, now where's Midnight?
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Offline EXO Muffin

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« Reply #3911 on: September 03, 2006, 04:47:34 AM »
[Meanwhile, in Drace's basement...]

EXO-Zombie: Muuuuufiiiiiiinnnnns!

Emerambie: Same as always.

Zombojek: OMGCOCKASHISHANIGRANSOCKURANARUDO!!!1one!

[Back to the pub!]

Drace: *finds Mid*

Mid: :dry:*pulls out pepper spray*

Drace: *pulls out chloroform-laced cloth* *covers Mid's face with cloth*

Mid: Ah-uuuuhhh.....*dies*

Drace:  
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« Reply #3912 on: September 03, 2006, 05:44:03 AM »
Drace: *steals Mid's wallet* What? Hey, I'm not into necrophilia alright.
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #3913 on: September 03, 2006, 08:07:59 AM »
*MIC and mid's spirits drift off to spend eternity together*

MT11: *Closes book, in a room with an old fireplace, has a smoking jacket on and a pipe in mouth* And so friends, ends our tale. A tale of courage, and love, and chlorophorm.
Grandy: *Jumps through a window* And thermonuclear warheads.
Explosion: Boom.
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« Reply #3914 on: September 03, 2006, 09:12:19 AM »
Drace: Quiet you! *Covers Dragonium's face with chloroform cloth*

Dragonium: Nice try, Drace. This isn't chloroform. It's MIC's aftershave.

Drace: Oh. *Hits Dragonium with hammer*

Dragonium: Now then, I may be tempted to object about my current standing, but I will not, as I am in a substantial amount of pain.

Mid: *Alive, and in Nurse's outfit for some reason* Poor you. Can Nurse Mid make it all better for you?

Drace: OMGLIEKWTF

Mid: There, I'll just patch you up a little...

Drace: *In Doctor's outfit* Nurse Mid, would you care to look over there?

NM: I don't see anything.

Doctor Drace: Ahem. *Hits Dragonium with hammer again*

Dragonium: *Dies with dignity*

DD: Oh dear. I'm afraid he's dead.

NM: And I was so convinced he'd pull through.

DD: Tragic.

NM: ...

DD: ...

NM: ...

DD: Wanna have sex?
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