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Offline HobomasterXXX

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« Reply #4695 on: January 28, 2008, 11:50:37 PM »
Bluhman: You just rolled a six.

DWMM: You dont roll dice on Jenga.

Grandy: Shut up and take it like a man! *grabs jenga blocks*

DWMM: Ah, **** this! *jumps into book*
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I think
1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK

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« Reply #4696 on: January 29, 2008, 11:19:11 AM »
AFL:   *in cupboard* .. wasn't the book burned?  So, he essentially jumped into a fire?!?! ... *stays hidden*

Bluhman:  We need another player!  But where...?  *opens cupboard*

AFL: NO!!!!!!!!!! STAY AWAY!! THAT IS THE CREEPIEST GAME EVER!

Grandy: He said the Strip Russian Pirate JENGA™ mystery word of the game, Ever!

AFL: ...Dammit.
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« Reply #4697 on: January 29, 2008, 03:29:42 PM »
Archem: *with an umbrella and two midgets up his ass* Hey, if I can't get away with anything, neither can you! *wields a tree trunk that's been carved into the shape of a Jenga block*
AFL: T_T
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« Reply #4698 on: January 29, 2008, 05:21:32 PM »
DWMM: *Lands in the sand beside Razor and MT11*

MT11: Morning.
Razor: You don't happen to have a continuum transfunctioner do you?
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Offline HobomasterXXX

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« Reply #4699 on: January 30, 2008, 03:26:23 AM »
dwmm: Erm.... why?
Razor: We plan to escape from the book.
DWMM: It's on fire. you'll die if you come out.
MT11:Then how'd you get in?
DWMM: oh yeah...... * catches on fire and jumps in water*
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I think
1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK

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« Reply #4700 on: February 02, 2008, 10:26:58 PM »
AFL: Bahaha I'm the first one in the CHaras Pub to post in the new 3.0 charas pub!  Bwahahahaha

MT11: *hears AFL from book* You suck.

Archem: Do I get the JENGA blocks out of me?

Bluhman: no.
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« Reply #4701 on: February 03, 2008, 05:00:36 AM »
Lilsniffs: *Walks toward everybody* Hey!
Everybody: *Leaves*
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« Reply #4702 on: February 04, 2008, 09:11:14 PM »
Archem: Walking with this JENGA block in me is very painful.  I almost would rather stay with lilsniffs than walk.

Bluhman:  I think the JENGA blocks are going to your head.

Archem: I think so too, all I see is the JENGA logo.


--

Random woman appears on island with MT11.

Woman: Oo-la la, I'd eat that moose... what ever meat product comes from moose.

Mt11:  Yeah, I'd love to enter your garden through the back gate.

(don't ask... song in chorus... and ...  band people are perverted. ^^')

Razor: Look!  That woman is not a woman at all!  *attacks like austin powers* Its that hobo guy!

MT11: ...I think I'd rather burn the garden I think. *takes gasoline and burns that hobo guys garden which is now in flames beside him*

DWMM:  That hurt me.

MT11: *burning gardens back gate* What were you saying?

DWMM: Thats the last time I ever give you a compliment! *cries*

Razor: ...I wonder... *cuts open DWMM* I thought that he was hiding something!

DWMM: *dies*

Other: *kidnaps razor and takes continuum transfunctioner that was in DWMM's stomach.

MT11:  Well.  I never thought I'd ever be in a Lost episode.  I wonder what will happen next?

Body of DWMM:  *Raises from the dead and is about to eat moose for dinner*

*goes to Lost logo*

MT11: dammit.  I hate that.  and then they'll recap for an hour next time!  GAH!!!!!!!!!

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Charas Pub: *collapses on lilsniffs*

lilsniffs: *dies*

Charas Pub: *regenerates*
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Offline HobomasterXXX

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« Reply #4703 on: February 07, 2008, 08:18:19 AM »
DWMM: Ummm.... why are we back in the pub?
Razor: Yeah thats weird.... WAIT! Why are you alive? I killed you!!
DWMM: Good question.....

  *Strange cloaked figure walks in*

Cloak guy: I saved you all from destruction.
Lilsniffs: Even me?
Cloak guy: No. *Lilsniffs explodes*
MT11: Well thank you for saving us.... but who are you?
Cloaked Guy: You shall never know.... *Razor removes cloaked guy's hood from behind*
MT11: Well...... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!
Un-Cloaked Thingy: I am........ *dies*
DWMM: Damn.
Bluhman, AFL and Grandy in unison: Joooiiiiinnnn uuuussssss!!!!!
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I think
1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK

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« Reply #4704 on: February 07, 2008, 06:11:10 PM »
???: You've been cut in half, bitch.

*Warxe appears, slices the hell out of DWMM, and strikes a badass pose*

Warxe: Don't disrespect your elders. *things explode in the background*
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« Reply #4705 on: February 09, 2008, 05:52:25 AM »
DWMM: *Grabs needle and thread* It's just not my day today.
Lilsniffs: Not mine either.
AFL: Oh, will you just die already! *Eviscerates Lilsniffs*
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I think
1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK

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« Reply #4706 on: February 10, 2008, 02:43:19 AM »
Warxe: Let me introduce you guys to my new friend, Screaming Guy.

Screaming Guy: SAKURAAAAAI!

Warxe: The Pubbers generally consider that to be rude, Screaming Guy. Though who knows what's changed since I was last here.

Screaming Guy: SAKURAAAAAI.

AFL: What is he saying, anyways?

Warxe: Er... the context doesn't really translate over. Basically...

Screaming Guy: SAKURAAAAAI!!!

Warxe: Listen, buddy. I'm as good as the owner of this place, and if you're gonna use language like that, I'll have to escort you out.

Screaming Guy: ...sakuraaaaai.

Warxe: As I was saying, he was calling you all purple hosers. It's some sort of insult or something.

Razor: Hoser? Isn't that a Canadian word?

Warxe: Yeah, he's from an alternate-universe Canada. I met him while traveling the multiverse, looking for my lost loved one...


*one epic story later*


Screaming Guy: SAKURAAAAAI.

Razor: Well, that was an interesting story... *looks around* But you bored all of my loyal slaves to death.

Warxe: It's the Charas Pub. They'll come back. *is decapitated*

Zero: YES! Booze! *runs behind the counter to assume his usual spot*
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Offline HobomasterXXX

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« Reply #4707 on: February 10, 2008, 03:03:12 AM »
DWMM: Well I have my own screaming guy.
DWMM's Screaming Guy: Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!

Razor: GET THE **** OUT OF MY PUB!
Snake Guy: snake....... *walks out of pub*
Sakurai guy: sakurai... *walks out of pub*
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I think
1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK

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« Reply #4708 on: February 10, 2008, 07:13:22 PM »
AFL: So, nothing unusual has happened for a while.

Archem: Easy for you to say. *taking a JENGA block out of his nose*

Warxe: What did I miss?

Bluhman Nothing.  Nothing you need to know.... *whispers to grandy* hide to JENGA blocks! *stops his whispering*

Archem: ... *shutters*

Razor: *Kicks Zero out from behind the bar*
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« Reply #4709 on: February 13, 2008, 04:48:05 AM »
DWMM: AFL, whered you put lilsniffs organs?
AFL: In his body!
DWMM:??? You should've used the paper shredder!
AFL: Paper shredder?
Lilsniffs: Hey!
DWMM: Think of something quick!
AFL: ???
*Dumps Lilsniffs in paper shredder.
AFL: Are you happy? He's dead. Never see him again, okay!
Lilsniffs3: Hey!
*Dumps Lilsniffs3 into paper shredder.
DWMM: Dang. We should've used Jenga blocks to beat him up!
AFL: If by any chance he comes back, we're playing Cluedo.
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