Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted, but all of your loved ones die admiring it.

I wish I could see any location I wanted.

[fruckert]

Granted, all those locations contain a giant man-***, and it follows your vision.

I wish that the next person would have a nice day, and get laid many times.

[Kessembi]

Granted; unfortunately in attempting to throw the same wish at you, his unicorn caught it and ate it. Not it's purple poop.

I wish my camera was working.

[Rahl]

Gratned but it only works for a second.

I wiah for transcendence.

[buck55555]

granted, but you transcend into a false god who uses you as a servant boy

i wish to have more time on my hands.

[Kessembi]

Granted, your palms turn into a giant orgy of international clocks.

I wish I had three stomachs.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted but they're all outside of you.

I wish I had better posture.

[buck55555]

granted, but its the posture of an ape lol

i wish i had an army of obedient ninja monkeys lol

[Fisherson]

Granted, but they rhurl flying shurikens at you until you're pin cusion.

I wish I had a Deathstar that was invicible.

[fruckert]

Granted, but it doesn't work properly

I wish that I would stop thinking of serious things to wish for and just get on with the game, dammit.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. You stop thinking.

I wish I had a taco.

[lilsniffs3]

You get a taco.























IF BY TACO YOU MEAN FRENCH FRY!

hahahahahahahahahaha




I wish for my MIDI of "the rose" to finish itself.

[buck55555]

granted, but it sounds horrible now lol

i wish i could have some super human ability

[Rahl]

Granted you bosy oder is now super human.

I wish for a train ticket to Berlin.

[Musha]

Granted, but Hitler takes it.

I wish <a href="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/e/e7/Kh2-yuna.jpg">This</a> <a href="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/7/7c/Kh2-rikku.jpg">never</a> <a href="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/e/e8/Paine-KH2.jpg">happened</a>.