Author Topic: Vending Machine (Read 449573 times)

Dominicy · « **Reply #945 on:** November 03, 2008, 04:41:23 PM »

They come back out, neatly packaged in a quiver.

I put a pack of gum in.

Emerates · « **Reply #946 on:** November 03, 2008, 07:03:17 PM »

Horses' hooves come out.

I put a prosthetic arm in.

Felix-0 · « **Reply #947 on:** November 03, 2008, 10:49:27 PM »

a prosthetic penis comes out

I put in a windows 98,

Darrellito · « **Reply #948 on:** November 04, 2008, 08:05:09 AM »

A floating tombstone comes out.

I put a pack of rubbers in the machine.

Lukas · « **Reply #949 on:** November 05, 2008, 12:01:47 AM »

You get stds

I put in a gay wisp

Felix-0 · « **Reply #950 on:** November 06, 2008, 09:18:13 PM »

A LoZ poe comes out

I put in Some of the editable parts in lukas's sig

Darrellito · « **Reply #951 on:** November 06, 2008, 09:27:32 PM »

You get a small happy meal. Apparently some of those parts weren't so edible.

I put the entire Karate Kid disc set into the machine.

fruckert · « **Reply #952 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:48:19 AM »

WAR comes out...the movie, that is

I put in Fight Club, Kill Bill, Donnie Darko, and Silent Hill in

Lukas · « **Reply #953 on:** November 09, 2008, 07:48:08 PM »

a clone baby comes out.

i put in the right brothers gone left

fruckert · « **Reply #954 on:** November 11, 2008, 09:14:06 AM »

A hydra comes out and absorbs your head, forever binding it to you

I put in all my winnings from Fortunes Tower

Felix-0 · « **Reply #955 on:** November 15, 2008, 03:46:23 AM »

You go Bankrupt

I steal the winnings and put in Wal-mart

Lukas · « **Reply #956 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:54:48 AM »

Wal-mart turns into a zombie-ninja-pirate-ogre-elf-locust-twinky-pro skater-demon the size of walmart and eats your hair

i put in old greg

Roland_Deschain · « **Reply #957 on:** November 19, 2008, 02:23:21 AM »

A crappy YouTube video comes out that everyone in Maine can't stop ****ing QUOTING.

I put in the God-Jesus robot from Japan.

fruckert · « **Reply #958 on:** November 20, 2008, 12:26:20 AM »

Raptor-Jesus comes out

I put in the NXE

Felix-0 · « **Reply #959 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:35:47 AM »

Felix asks, Isisn't that the new program for Xbox360

Pulls out Wii knock off

Felix puts a new update into the machine

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