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Offline DarkFlood2

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« Reply #3225 on: March 13, 2006, 12:28:57 PM »
*Whilst on the ship, DarkFlood kits knocked unconcious.*
*When he wakes up, he notices that he is on a pirate ship surrounded by pirates.*
DarkFlood: Aaah! Don't hurt me, butt pirates!
Pirate: We be not the pirates you be fearin'.
DarkFlood: Ookaaaay... Then where am I and Why am I here?
*Blackbeard walks up*
Blackbeard: Cus' we be needin' yer.. expertise.. to kill those General Stores Ninjas.
DarkFlood: Why me?
Blackbeard: Cus' we're FOOLS! Arrren't we?
*then a party with lots and lots of alcohol ensues*
--------meanwhile...----------
Archem: Where's DarkFlood?
MIC: Don't know. Don't care.
Warxe: Shut up! I'm trying to get my band to play FF music.
MT11: I'll tell you where he is... If I can eat him.
CK: Maybe he fell off and died... Deader..
Grandy: General Stores Ninjas.. General Stores Ninjas.. General Stores Ninjas General Stores Ninjas General Stores Ninjas GENERAL STORES NINJAS!!!
Archem:  _sweat_
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« Reply #3226 on: March 13, 2006, 06:46:30 PM »
Razor: Actually, I liked it on the island. It had more potential that we haven't used yet. *backflips off of the boat, swims back*
MIC: Oh wow, Sharks.
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« Reply #3227 on: March 13, 2006, 07:44:50 PM »
*Razor arrives back on the island*
Razor: That Meiscool... always lying about stuff. There were no sharks...
CK: Wait... Meiscool is right here... how could he have been in two places at once?
Razor: You are forgetting this is the Charas Pub my blue stick figurey friend.
CK: Oh, my bad... Hey, you guys are pretty good.
Warxe: Not now... jamming...
*Music stops with a screech*
Kuja: Damn! You have a spare violin string?
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #3228 on: March 13, 2006, 08:31:27 PM »
Kuja: Have you ever heard a sweeter sound than that of the violin?

CK: Kuja, I've always wanted to ask you something.

Kuja: Hmm?

CK: ...Are you gay with Steiner?

MIC: Duh.
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« Reply #3229 on: March 13, 2006, 10:02:46 PM »
MIC: I lack the ability to see why we're leaving this island.
Warxe: Because.... we don't like it here.
CK: Let's just go back to the pub.
Bluhman: It's got a tenis court.
MIC: Yes but.... *Points to General Stores Ninjas* .... they sell free porn.
*everyone swims back, except for Shadus, who died of AIDS*
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« Reply #3230 on: March 13, 2006, 10:58:40 PM »
--- At the pirate ship ---
DarkFlood*with an eyepatch and heavily drunk*: Aaa *hic* we neEed to KIll THoSe nINjArrs... *hic*
Blackbeard: Arrr!
*All the other pirates "Arr!" in agreement*
Blackbeard: Change course! We be heading to that island. Arr!
Blackbeard: What be the plan, me matey?
*DarkFlood is passed out under a keg*
--- At the island ---
CK: *shudder*
Bluhman: What is it, CK?
CK: Something deadly is coming here...
Archem: Radioactive woodpeckers?
CK: No.. Something that is hazardous to our health...
Archem: Drunk Pirates?
CK: Yes exactly! Wait a minute... can you read my mind?!
Archem: No... There's a pirate ship over there... with beer pouring out of it.
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3231 on: March 14, 2006, 03:44:19 AM »
Archem: I'll stop them with my coconut gun!
Archem throws a coconut and yells PYEW! It hits CK in the back of the head.
Archem: Oops.
MIC: You know, I'm glad we didn't elect him island president.
Razor: We didn't elect ANYONE island president!
MIC: Yeah, but at least we didn't elect him island president.
D'arrr!kFlood: Yarr! Attack, me hearties!
Archem: Hey! It's not my birthday yet! You shut your dirty pirate-wh0re mouth!
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http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
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« Reply #3232 on: March 15, 2006, 12:36:38 AM »
Grandy: Ahoy! Me fellows, let us kill those General Stores Ninja land lubbers! Arr!
Archem: That was amateur beyond comparation.
Grandy: AVAST! Me fellows, this bilge rat deserves the PLANK!
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« Reply #3233 on: March 15, 2006, 12:39:37 AM »
MIC: Oh, yay, DarkFlood2 is back.
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« Reply #3234 on: March 15, 2006, 12:57:10 PM »
D'arrr!kFlood: Die, Landlubber SCUM!

*D'arrr!kFlood slices MIC in half with his pirate scimitar*

MIC: Owww.. That hurt... Now I'm like, dying.
D'arrr!kFlood: Avast, ye matey. Now I be's't the cool guy!
Archem: No you be's't not...
D'arrr!kFlood: Wheres me grog?
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« Reply #3235 on: March 15, 2006, 01:04:07 PM »
Warxe: Pirates! Oh no! But I know exactly what can defeat pirates... NINJAS! *throws a smoke bomb, when the smoke clears, Warxe is struggling to get into a ninja costume* ...grrr, stupid damn costumes... *throws another smoke bomb, emerges as a ninja* Yeah! You're goin' down, pirate!
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MIC: Well... are you going to do anything?
Warxe: ...nah.
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« Reply #3236 on: March 15, 2006, 01:27:45 PM »
*Long battle rages out, MIC gets 14 double KOs and a dominating, Razor gets 3 multi kills, 2 headshots, and a killing spree, Darkflood gets fraged immediatly, the rest don't really do anything of importance*

Razor: Warxe, no!
Warxe: What's this big gun?
*Warxe fires at pirate standing 3 yards away*
Razor: NOOOO!!!!!!!
"Pirate was pulverized"
"Warxe was pulverized"
MIC: ..... What a n00b
Razor: WWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!????
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« Reply #3237 on: March 15, 2006, 02:32:47 PM »
*Warxe respawns*
Warxe: *looks at MIC* No one... calls me a n00b... and gets away with it. *grabs a random gun and goes after MIC*
MIC: Yawn... *frags Warxe*
*Warxe respawns*
Warxe: Grrr... *grabs a few knives and hides in the trees* Hey MIC, come over here...
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« Reply #3238 on: March 15, 2006, 03:33:43 PM »
MIC *Goes over to Warxe* Hi buddy! *dies*
*MIC Respawns*
*Warxe Respawns
MIC: Hmmm, who would've thought that you'd fall outta the tree right on top of me?
Warxe: Yeah, my bad.
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« Reply #3239 on: March 18, 2006, 05:57:37 AM »
Archem: But now I wonder... Where's Darky's grog?!
Warxe: Is this like "Where's Waldo"? 'Cuz that book series is the shizznit.
MIC: Well, I sure don't see any grog...
CK: Well, there's a message in a bottle, a twelve pack of Shiner Bock, Link's bottle of blue potion, Blackbeard's grog...
D'arrr!kFlood: Yarr! This be no fun! Yerr... Me be bored to the point of pillage!
Archem: Gasp! Hide the eggs!
Grandy: I do believe you're thinking of Jesus. 'Tard.
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