Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

*Pirate power core destroied, Charas team is the winner*

[Razor]

Grandy: I feel like complaining about the seasons.
Warxe: Well, thanks to nuclear technology, any day can be what ever you want it to be!
Grandy: Autumn.
Warxe: *throws leaves in Grandy's face*
Grandy: How is that nuclear?
Warxe: Radioactive leaves.
MT11: Argh, one of them bit me!
Warxe: You'll be fine!
Grandy: What about Spring?
Warxe: *throws a spring at Grandy*
Everyone: *groans at such an awful joke*
Grandy: ....sersiously?
Warxe: Sorry, we're out of Spring.
Razor: We?
Warxe: The organisation I've been employed at.
Razor: Oh, those egg freaks have gotten to you too!
*a man in an egg suit runs from behind a tree*
Razor: You'd better run, egg!
Grandy: ....anyway, how about Summer?
Warxe: Would it help if I said the spring was radioactive?
Grandy: Summer!
Warxe: Oh right. *presses button*
Razor: *recieves bacon*
Grandy: What?
Razor: Injoke.
*silence*
Razor: Between me and noone on this forum.
*silence*
Razor: I'll just leave.
Grandy: Anyway, you pressed a button?
Razor: And I recieved Bacon!
Grandy: Go damn you!
Razor: *leaves*
Warxe: I launched a nuclear bomb!
Grandy: How is this going to help?
*nuclear explosion*
Warxe: The fallout shall imitate the Summer heat!
Grandy: OH GOD IT BURNS MY SKIN!!
Warxe: Yeah! Just like Summer!
Grandy: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT WINTER!
Warxe: *presses button*
Razo-
Grandy: GO!
Razor: *leaves*
Grandy: Where is the Winter coolness?
Warxe: Second nuke.
Grandy: What?
*nuclear explosion*
Grandy: How will this help?
Warxe: They cancel each other out and make a nuclear Winter!
Grandy: Oh great.
*it starts snowing*
Grandy: Hey cool! Snow!
Warxe: Radioactive snow!
Grandy: Yes, right. I can't help but think this may be detrimental to the environment.
Warxe: En...vi...ron...ment...?
Grandy: Guh...

[Archem]

Archem: Well then, now that I've finished up with Razor's po- err... Car keys, I'll go enjoy the beautiful thermonuclear winter outside. I hear it's supposed to hail human skulls tomorrow afternoon with a 30% chance of mutations! Where's my sled?
D'arrr!kFlood: Yarr! This be no place for a pirate! Avast!
D'arrr!kFlood sailed off to Neverland... Ranch...
D'arrr!kFlood: Aye, Ye be a cheatin' seadog, addin' that "Arr word" at the end!
Archem: Look out for Mickey Mouse!
All: *stares*
Archem: It's an in-joke.
All: *Rawr, comma, simultaneous stabbing.*

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Razor
Grandy: I feel like complaining about the seasons.
Warxe: Well, thanks to nuclear technology, any day can be what ever you want it to be!
Grandy: Autumn.
Warxe: *throws leaves in Grandy's face*
Grandy: How is that nuclear?
Warxe: Radioactive leaves.
MT11: Argh, one of them bit me!
Warxe: You'll be fine!
Grandy: What about Spring?
Warxe: *throws a spring at Grandy*
Everyone: *groans at such an awful joke*
Grandy: ....sersiously?
Warxe: Sorry, we're out of Spring.
Razor: We?
Warxe: The organisation I've been employed at.
Razor: Oh, those egg freaks have gotten to you too!
*a man in an egg suit runs from behind a tree*
Razor: You'd better run, egg!
Grandy: ....anyway, how about Summer?
Warxe: Would it help if I said the spring was radioactive?
Grandy: Summer!
Warxe: Oh right. *presses button*
Razor: *recieves bacon*
Grandy: What?
Razor: Injoke.
*silence*
Razor: Between me and noone on this forum.
*silence*
Razor: I'll just leave.
Grandy: Anyway, you pressed a button?
Razor: And I recieved Bacon!
Grandy: Go damn you!
Razor: *leaves*
Warxe: I launched a nuclear bomb!
Grandy: How is this going to help?
*nuclear explosion*
Warxe: The fallout shall imitate the Summer heat!
Grandy: OH GOD IT BURNS MY SKIN!!
Warxe: Yeah! Just like Summer!
Grandy: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT WINTER!
Warxe: *presses button*
Razo-
Grandy: GO!
Razor: *leaves*
Grandy: Where is the Winter coolness?
Warxe: Second nuke.
Grandy: What?
*nuclear explosion*
Grandy: How will this help?
Warxe: They cancel each other out and make a nuclear Winter!
Grandy: Oh great.
*it starts snowing*
Grandy: Hey cool! Snow!
Warxe: Radioactive snow!
Grandy: Yes, right. I can't help but think this may be detrimental to the environment.
Warxe: En...vi...ron...ment...?
Grandy: Guh...

 XD not only had some good jopkes but is one of the posts where I most show up.

[Meiscool-2]

That was to damn funny Razor. I don't really even feel like trying to compete with that now.

[Razor]

Finally, I've one at the internet!

This thread can only go down from here.

[Grandy]

Or at least stay in the same level it is now, or go a little down and then go back up.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: I'm back!

*Thread crashes down*

[Meiscool-2]

*Archem and Meiscool run in*

Archem: Oh yay, snow!
MIC: This stuff looks funny....
Archem: Hey, I'm gonna catch some with my tounge
MIC: Wait, I woul...
Archem: OMFG!

[Archem]

MIC: Oh boy, he's on fire.
Archem: AHH!! WHO PUT THIS FIRE HERE?!! AND THIS SNOW TASTES LIKE ICE CREAM! FAN-TASTIC!
DarkFlood: Wow. He totally ruined my campfire. How'm'I gonna make s'mores?!
Razor: PWNZ0RZ!
CS: Alright, we get it!
Grandy: Shut yer dirtay mouff, hooker-face!
MT11: Flame War!
Archem runs by with an M4A1.
MIC: I bet that bad joke hurts.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Hey razor.




































Keep going.





















































Lower.

[Archem]

And then a UFO came to take the bacon.
Razor: Oh no you don't! Nobody takes MY bacon!
Suddenly, a little green alien wearing a novelty t-shirt that says "Nobody" sneaks up behind Razor.
Nobody: Yoink!
Nobody takes Razor's bacon and flies away in a tricycle. Yeah, that's the REAL UFO.
MT11: They're getting away!
Razor's eyes narrow, and his voice drops to a very deep pitch.
Razor: No... they... won't!
Razor pushes a button labeled "Chase Scene", and the pub lifts off.
Archem: Oh, now it's a space ship, is it?
MIC: And I forgot to pack a toothbrush...

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Archem runs into the bathroom, which is now a cockpit.*

MT11:"Hehe...   I don't get it."

Archem: "WTF?" *sees Ed piloting the Pub* "What are you doing here?"

Ed: "Razor locks me in the basement until I'm finally useful for something."

Razor: "That's a lie!" *Gets taken away by guards.*

MIC: "This is so unfunny."

Ed: "Nobody asked for your opinion."

MT11: "What's your opinion, Meiscool?"

Ed: "D'oh!" *Pushes button.*

*Archem shoots out a door and into the void of space, Grandy sits beside ed.*

Grandy: "I see the UFO!!"

*Ed pushes thrust button and the pub flies right into the UFO, which Darrrr!kflood was piloting.*

[Archem]

Archem pulls out his loot bag and begins to throw loot in the opposite direction of the pub. The momentum sends him flying through the front door of the pub.
Archem: Whew! For a second there, I thought I was gonna drown!
Grandy: Uh, shouldn't you have imploded or something?
Archem: You would think so, but no.
MIC: Wait, I'm confused by the last post: who's flying this thing?
D'arrr!kFlood: Yarr! 'Tis I! Only a pirate be fit to be captain of any seaworthy vessel!
Razor: But... we're not at sea...
D'arrr!kFlood: Yarr! Silence, ye bilge worm! L'est I send the guards t'err give ye four score lashes! Raise the main sail, and adjust the path due west! We're gonna have that booty-
Archem: Treasure.
D'arrr!kFlood: ...Treasure... by the morrow! Yarr!
MIC: Five bucks says we don't get it by tomorrow!

[Razor]

Shino, you've manage to prove how awesome you are.
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Razor: By the way, I hope you all went before we left. I left the toilet back there.
MT11: But I need to go now...
Razor: *kicks MT11 out of the spacepub, despite it already being many kilometers in the air*








MT11: *lands* Ow. So. Now what?
MIC: *lands next to MT11* Wow, you'd think falling that far would hurt. AND IT DOES, OH GOD.
MT11: Why are you here?
MIC: Because Razor thought you'd need a funny man down here. So that jokes are funny.
MT11: You can be funny?
MIC: Sure! But it'll cost you $10.
MT11: Sounds good to me. *hands over $10*
MIC: So. How about that local sports team?
MT11: This doesn't sound funny.
MIC: FUNNIER THAN YOU.
MT11: So, where's the funny?
MIC: I'm on my break. You only paid me $10. That covers the break.
MT11: I paid you to take a break?
MIC: I can't answer that, I'm on my break.
MT11: But-
MIC: Hey, if the union finds out I'm talking to you on my break...
MT11: Look, I want my $10 back.
MIC: Fine. But it'll cost you $20.
MT11: That seems reasonable. *hands over $20*
MIC: *gives back $10*
MT11: Cool. So, anyway, how long hav-
MIC: Dude, on my break.
MT11: Well how long will you be on this break?
MIC: It just ended now. *disappears*
MT11: So, last night...

Grandy: Welcome back.
Razor: How much did you get?
MIC: $20.
Razor: Not enough! *presses button*
MIC: *disappears*

MIC: *reappears, with bacon*
MT11: ...an antelope! Ahahaha, oh man. You had to be there. It was awesome.
MIC: Have you been talking the whole time?
MT11: ye-uh, no.
MIC: ...
MT11: Hey, is that bacon?
MIC: Why yes, yes it is.
MT11: How much for it?
MIC: $10. No, $20. Actually, you're better off giving me your wallet. And your bacon.
MT11: Ok, but this time YOU give me the stuff first.
MIC: *gives bacon*
MT11: *gives wallet, bacon*
MIC: The transaction is complete.
MT11: Great!
MIC: *disappears*
MT11: So like I was saying, the next day...