Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Wait a second, I live in Canada! Who said that I shoudl nuke my home country!?
Warxe: Me!
Warxe: Gah, I hate confusing timespace distortions. Be gone, figment of my imagination!
Warxe: NOOOooooo *pops out of existance*
Warxe: Okay, good. Now, for Phase 6. *summons a giant avatar of himself*
Warxe: GRRROOOOOOO
Warxe: Warxe, go and destroy Drace! He's planning something, and I won't let him go through with it!
Warxe: GRRROOOOOOO *walks off*
Warxe: *summons a giant knife and shatters the fourth wall* Confusing, eh?

[Meiscool-2]

Ninja: He he, I see you.
MIC: No you don't.
Ninja: Huh? Where'd you go?
MIC: Right here.
Ninja: Oh, he he, now I see you.
MIC: No you don't, but I see you.
Ninja: How? I'm hidden in the shadows!
MIC: You glow in the dark.
GiTDNinja: Oh, ****.

[Tomi]

Jek: i has a dreemcasst lol
Everyone: NOBODY CARES!!!
(Legend of Link reference, google video the title )

[Meiscool-2]

Ninja: I have a Sega.
Everyone: Lol

[Tomi]

Tomi: Segas are greater than a lunchbox depicting Jek wrestling the sphinx.
Meiscool: What?
Tomi: It's a black thing.  You wouldn't understand.

[Meiscool-2]

Jek: Just don't forget our deal, Naruto. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.
Ninja: No noes!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Enters just in time to hear Jek's last comment*

Jek: ...

Dragonium: *Leaves promptly*

[Tomi]

Lard Waffles: i shoot missles lol *fart on Jek's face*
Jek: Hey, a butt!  :p
Lard Waffles: lol u lik my butt *smoks w33d*  

By the way, I wonder if Jek reads the pub.............oh well.  All the better.

[Emerates]

Emerates:*comes out of bathroom, zips pants up* Hey, guys I'm back from Au-...  What the **** is Jek doing?
Jek: ....
Emerates: o.0 Oh, hey, welcome back Dragonium.  Heard all about ya from.....  my sources... <.< *Quick glance at Tomi*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Tomi, how much did you tell him?

Tomi: Saying nothing!

Dragonium: *Ties Tomi to a chair and shines a light in his face* I have ways of making you--

Jek: Bondage! *Charges at Dragonium*

Dragonium: Ick. *Dives out of window*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Prods Dragonium, then does an exaggerated run away with his fingers in his ears and hides behind a potted plant*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: ... *Looks at MT11*

MT11: ...

Dragonium: ... *Looks at MT11*

MT11: ...

Dragonium: ... *Looks at MT11*

MT11: *Puts hands over eyes* Can't see me!

Dragonium: ... *Looks at MT11*

MT11: What sorcery is this?!

[Emerates]

Emerates: Wait.... If you dove out the window, and Moosetroop is out here, then......
Dragonium: So, just what  are you saying?
Emerates: Oh ****!  We left Tomi in there with Jek.  ALONE.
MT11: *with hands over eyes*  You can't see me.
Dragonium: o.0
Emerates: To the back door! *Points in general direction of back door to pub*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Right then... We charge in, and whoever spots Jek first, dive at him and pin him down.

Emerates: Eww.

Dragonium: Pin him down in a macho, heterosexual way.

Emerates: Okay... Wait, what's that noise?

*Rhythmic thumping sound and gentle sobbing from behind door*

Emerates: ... Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Dragonium: I'm not going in there.

Emerates: Me neither.

MT11: *With hands over eyes* You can't see me.

Dragonium: And can you see anything?

MT11: *With hands over eyes* No.

Dragonium: Eeeexcellent.

[EXO Muffin]

[ding dong!]
[Bartender opens the door.]

EXO:Hello, my fine sir! Here we are selling state of the art, one of a k--

[KA-SLAM!]

EXO: ...Argh. No one wants to buy these muffins.

EXO: *spots fence around back alley of pub* Aha! I'll just hop the fence!

[One climb later...]

EXO:*hops off fence* *falls on hobo* OMGITSLIEKAHOBO!

EXO: What's that noise? Sounds michaeljacksonesque. *walks around and finds where it's coming from*That must be it. *wal--*WAIT! I should be more careful. I'll throw a muffin at it.

[inv--_>search:muffin]

[No muffins found.]

EXO: Ulp. Looks like I'll have to check it out...myself.

[walkity walkity walkity]

EXO:*squints* Oh my...*vomits* *faints* *explodes*