Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[WarxePB]

Granted. You get crucified.

I wish that the person two posts below me will not make a wish.

[Rahl]

Granted but its only carnage of yourself.

(Im mad and go on a killing spree.)

[WarxePB]

In other words, I actually got my wish granted. Bwa ha ha ha!

I wish that more people would watch Alternate Reality DBZ.

[fruckert]

Granted. I tie you to a post, dip your feet in salt water, then have a goat lick them
FOREVER

I wish that the letter e was banned for 3 posts

[fruckert]

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[WarxePB]

Since dragons don't exist, you get seven balls of NOTHING.

I wish for a good wish.

[WarxePB]

Granted. Your family and most of your neighborhood gets eaten by dragons.

I wish for ten million dollars in pennies to fall on Grandy.

[Red Giant]

Granted but now you've handled ballbags and are gay.

I wish that the dragon wishes ended here.

[WarxePB]

Granted. Your family and most of your neighborhood is eaten by a giant griffon.

I wish that Grandy didn't survive my previous wish.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but you don't either. Have a nice afterlife.

I wish I could be a vampire. And have nobody else know about it.

[Red Giant]

Granted. To be sure no-one else ever knows about it, you live a lone, isolated existance and die of blood-starvation within a week.

I wish I could finish a game. As in make, not play.

[Darrellito]

Granted, But it's the last thing you do.

I wish I could control fire as well as be fire proof.

[fruckert]

Granted. You drown, for no apparent reason

I wish that the next persons wish was incorruptible

[Rahl]

Granted.

I wish everyone here got a million dollars but me.

[fruckert]

Granted. Good luck finding new and awesome games.

I wish that this wish would wish itself