Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[mironic]

granted... but they both crash

I wish for Me to get a lollipop

[Darkfox]

Granted, you get a lollipop but a bus randomly hits you even though you are far from the freeway in a house. For no reason.

I wish I was be able to perform Sonic Booms like Guile.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but since your arms are as thick as toothpicks, one sonic boom destroys them.

I wish I could fight Darkfox in a one-on-one match street fighter style. I'm Ryu, the over picked character.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. You actually turn into Ryu and after the match, however, players at the arcade debate the correct pronunciation of his name, resulting in the manager turning off the machine, killing you.

I wish I could remix my life like a rap music video.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but your remix is a funk jazz electro fusion of your life and scooby-doo.

I wish somebody would plug my arcade machine back in and slip in 50 cents.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, I punch a hole in the glass and drop fifty cents in.

I wish OH GOD IT'S GOT MY HEAD HELP SAVE ME!!!

[Fisherson]

Granted your head asplodes.

I wish I were a mountain lion that craved the blood of inactive members of this forum.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. It is menstrual blood, however.

I wish I had my own martial art.

[Darrellito]

Granted, its a mixture of kicks and shitting in your hand and throwing it in their eyes. It's called Dung Fu.


I wish I had half a buck.

[Darkfox]

Granted, you get half of a male deer, and it isn't fresh either and it may be diseased.

I wish I could play the piano.

[Darrellito]

Granted. Your allowed to play a piano. I don't know what was restricting you before, but now your allowed.

Mmmm half a buck, I was getting pretty hungry.

I wish I had a pot big enough to flash fry my half a buck.

[Rahl]

Granted, but a cock-eyed lepricon kicks you in the testicels.

I wish for an apocolipse pony!

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. It matures and knocks up some regular horses, however, and produces 8 half-apocalypse ponies, which turn into the horses of the 8 riders of the half-apocalypse, which of course equals the 4 riders of the full apocalypse, and the world ends. Thanks a lot.

I wish I had a sack able to hold an infinite amount of mass and still be small and light.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but you have no stuff to put in it.

I wish that my name was Crono.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but now here comes a meteor with a big gaping mouth making weird screams as it plummets towards earth. Also there's a weird green big lipped fat dude, a blue bald guy with knives and a pink guy that looks very creepily like a woman after you.

I wish I could be Superman