Vending Machine

[Fisherson]

Blackie Chan comes out! Whooya!
*An epic battle ensues between Chisouku and Blackie Chan*

I put David Dent, my represenitive in.

[A Forgotten Legend]

You get R(i)P David Dent for stuff him into a machine.

I put (1) bronze coin into the machine.

[fruckert]

The machine starts flashing, then tells you to hit the mole. You try, fail, then get incinerated

I put 4'000 ringing alarm clocks into the machine

[Darrellito]

The machine hammers you on top of your head, and then rolls over to go back to sleep.

I pour two cups of Folger's (product placement) in the machine. Cause the best part of waking up, is without a dead hooker beside you.

[mironic]

i eat it befor you put it in .


    I put Miro-viruses into the machine =D...

[_JeT_]

Microbes come out, and mate inside your stomach!

I put two girls, and a cup, into the machine!

[fruckert]

My vomit comes out

I put in 20 screaming preteens who just saw a Jonas Brothers concert

[_JeT_]

90% of my Calc class, from Friday, come out... damn merging of middle and high school, and the shadow student program..

I put hope into the machine.

[Darrellito]

Tons of hopeless people come out. Nice job, you attracted hippies.

I put a cigarette into the machine's coin slot and light it up. I then put peer pressure onto the machine so it inhales.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

The machine dies, and you live in guilt for the rest of your life. A brand new machine replaces the old one!

I put Sasuke fangirls into the machine.

[_JeT_]

My fangirls come out... but there are none, so one could say nothing came out...

I put a request for fangirls into the machine!

[mironic]

an ugly fat girl comes out


i put a 99999999999999+ into the machine.

[fruckert]

-1 comes out

I put in my "beaches" recent crabs outbreak into the machine

[Darrellito]

A oversized bottle of crabs shampoo falls out. On it says: Careful! They'll pinch the sack!

I pour the bong water into the machine.

[Emerates]

Fleur de Lis comes out.

I put a contortionist into the machine.