Vending Machine

[Felix-0]

A dictinary comes out(I have no idea what a contortionist iz)

I put Wiki into the machine

[Dominicy]

Lies and pointless editting come out.

I put a cat in the machine.

[fruckert]

A panther comes out and eats your face

I put in Donnie Darko

[Darrellito]

Frank comes out and stabs YOU in the eye. Hows that for Ironic huh huh?


I put Hitler's defrosted brain into the machine.

[mironic]

jhonny dept comes out

i cum in the machine... if you know what i mean

[_JeT_]

A child comes out, and you're forced to raise it, and marry the machine, while the father/mother (I dont know what you are.) does not help in any way, until you get divorced. After the divorce, the machine does not pay child support, and swings with many other parents, prostitutes, and other whores.

I put Archem 3 into the machine.

[Felix-0]

-jEt- 1.0 Comes out

I put Phospor into the machine

[Darrellito]

The machine coughs up a Batman Imitator. Have fun.


I dive like superman into the machine.

[Darrellito]

A nuclear holocaust comes out of the machine. Nice.


I find the walmart smiley and knife him and stick him in the machine.

[Felix-0]

Krogers wielding a machete comes out!

Krogers Starts slashing a Darrellito

[Darrellito]

*side steps the slashing long enough to throw a credit card into the machine*

[Fisherson]

A Million dollors in credit card debt comes out, with intrest.



I put all the fear of the world in the machine and  I put Jet in there.

[Emerates]

Spermicide comes out.

I put a used broken condom into the machine, and then I found 5 bucks.

[_JeT_]

A prostitute named Betty comes out! She swipes the five bucks, and gives you ten minutes! She is 48, and has syphilis

I put dark matter into the machine.

[_JeT_]

I rebuild the machine, and a new era, of vending, comes out!

I put the Vedic Aryan goddess, Death, into the machine.