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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #4560 on: June 27, 2007, 06:07:58 PM »
Grandy: Toooooooooo laaaaaaaaaaate. I meeelllllteeed. Annnnd I speeeeak reeeeeeaaalllyyslowwwwlyyyy. Hooowwwwwwwwwwwwill youuuu knowww whichhh paaaart of the gooo iss my leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs?
AFL: Ho ho!*laughs hysterically but in mind cries* ...i'm hungry.
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Offline A Forgotten Legend

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« Reply #4561 on: June 27, 2007, 06:10:54 PM »
AFL: ...I need to stop laughing so hard. (Becomes even more hungry) I would eat somebody, but thats Moose signature trait.  I guess I'll go and cook me some spaghetti. Mmm... *Goes to cook spaghetti*
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Offline WarxePB

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« Reply #4562 on: July 01, 2007, 12:34:42 AM »
AFL: Mmm, spaghetti!
*a gremlin dressed in blue overalls eats AFL's spaghetti a split second before he sits down to enjoy it*
Gremlin: hahahalol
AFL: ...what.
Warxe: Oh ****! Mario, get back here!
Gremlin: Heeheeheeheeh... *runs off*
Warxe: I knew I shouldn't have resurrected Mario as a gremlin... Quick! I need mushrooms!
Razor: *tanning beside a pool* Ahhh, another wacky adventure at the Charas Pub... and I'm reaping the profits.
MIC: Razor! Please, I need more financing!
Razor: You know the payment.
MIC: But I'm still gestating... I'll get her to you in about eight months.
Razor: Then you'll get your money in eight months.
Bluhman: *jumps in dramatically* Don't worry, ma'am! I've got just the thing!

*10 hours later*

Warxe: PUSH!
Bluhman: AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! THE PAIN!!!
Warxe: Just... a... little... more! Yes! *pulls a baby from Bluhman's mouth*
MIC: How disturbing.
Warxe: Where else am I going to pull a baby out of? His ***? That's just gross.
Bluhman: Now, where's my payment.
MIC: Here, have this baby- Aw **** *as Bluhman is running off with the baby*
Razor: How unamusing. I demand payment.
Warxe: Here, have this trickster god with the mentality of Mario. *hands said gremlin to Razor*
Gremlin: Mama mia! *SMB death music plays*
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« Reply #4563 on: July 09, 2007, 02:07:19 AM »
Warxe: BOOYAKA!
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« Reply #4564 on: July 09, 2007, 02:51:31 PM »
MT11: *Smacks warxe round the head* Thanks for killing the pub.
Waxe: DON'T TOUCH THE WARXE!!%1!!!
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« Reply #4565 on: July 09, 2007, 07:15:43 PM »
Bluhman: Hahahaaa... I have the baby... Now to reveal my true intentions; I will...
MIC: Bluhman! Give me that baby back!
Bluhman: You do not want this baby. He is the child of darkness, with a heart as black as pitch, and a past of horrible destruction!
MIC: Bluhman, what did he destroy?
Bluhman: He... Destroyed me. *Dies*
Baby: *Takes Bluhman's Hat*
*DRAMAAAAAA!!!*
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« Reply #4566 on: July 09, 2007, 10:57:34 PM »
AFL: My spaghetti!  Damn you Mario Gremlin! TEAM STORYLINE!  I NED YOUR HELP!  THE GREMLIN MARIO TOOK MY SPAGHETTI AND I NEED REVENGE!
Roland_dechain: Hm... this is a very good example of a different kind of villain personality.  It seems the gremlin stole AFL's Spaghetti.  Much better than the average villain.
Phayre:  But would AFL be a Hero?  Since, you would play as him.
Roland_deschain: hm...
AFL:  I DIDN't ASK FOR AN ANALYSIS!  I WANTED YOU TO HELP ME GET THAT GREMLIN!
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« Reply #4567 on: July 10, 2007, 03:22:55 PM »
Grandy: I know how to get that gremlin quickly, there is a clitch in this game, it allows us to run 1.3 times faster as long as we ballet jumping instead of running! Everyone, put your collants!


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Grandy: Let the hunt begin!
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Offline elementalhero76

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« Reply #4568 on: July 10, 2007, 06:12:49 PM »
Eh76: the only one that can kill an evil baby is a hero of pure virtue!
mic: go away you baby killer.
Eh76: but...
mic; no buts Hirohito will you just GO NAO!
Eh76: aww... *walks away sullenly and Warp pipe falls on head crushing him.*
*pipe sound and gremlin mario in mega mushroom form jumps out.*
Mega Gremlin Mario: nehahhahaha! It's a me mega gremlin mario! And
The baby of darkness is mine! And I plan to eat it and like fat ba.sta.rd, I want my baby baby baby baby back ribs!

*everyone gasps*

Eh76: *crawls up form under pipe* aren't you too big for being in here?

Mega Gremlin: Da.mn you're right! Oh sh.it! *pub cracks in two.*

*everyone falls into basement.*
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« Reply #4569 on: July 12, 2007, 01:23:47 AM »
Super Mario: Ah-ha, here's the problem, too many toasters! You know what they say, all toasters toast toast! *Whacked over head by everybody falling down.*
Eh76: Ohhh... My empty head.
Grandy: You said it, man. That was a rough fall.
Baby: Everyone okay?
MIC: Yeah, I think we-hey... How are you speaking?
Baby: Well, by using this hat, I can use my mental powers to compel the baby to do whatever I want. That's about it. Whoever wields the hat upon his head will become the next Bluhman, blessed to grow a nice, purple tuft of facial hair, and choose black as his favorite color!
MIC: Interesting... So where are we exactly?
Bluhman (Baby): Dunno... But... Oh no... Gentlemen, we just killed Mario.
Super Mario: Hey, you! Get offa my basement!
Razor: What? You, get out of MY basement! In fact, how do I know you're the real Mario and not the gremlin?
Super Mario: 'Cuz I speak in a Brooklyn accent. But enough with that, we gotta find the gremlin... Look!
Grem: Whaa-haaa!!!
Super Mario: He's up there!
MIC: No, over there!
Super Mario: No, up there!
EH76: Over there!
Super Mario: Up there!
Bluhman: No, down here!!
Super Mario: It's been one of those days... Come on, guys... He's UPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUP *Explodes*
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #4570 on: July 12, 2007, 01:47:01 PM »
MT11: *Kneels, holding part of Super Mario's exploded corpse* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Offline crunkman2000

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« Reply #4571 on: July 14, 2007, 03:47:06 AM »
Crunk: *falls from above randomly* Ow...*looks down* Oh GOD, I landed in Italian plumber!
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« Reply #4572 on: July 14, 2007, 09:52:15 PM »
AFL:  God Dammit!  Move out of my way. GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB GREMLIN... Mario... thingy...  I'LL RING YOU NECK WHEN  I GET A HOLD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gremlin: Ha ha Ha ha ha.  You can't catch me.  Now you gotta... *hits wall face first*
AFL:  GOTCHA!!!!!!  COME HERE YOU LITTLE *strangle Gremlin*
Crunk: What the hell?
Bluhman (baby):  It is a long and very lengthy story.  I can tell you over a nice cup of tea.
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Offline crunkman2000

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« Reply #4573 on: July 14, 2007, 10:12:48 PM »
Crunk: I'll pass on the tea. Maybe a bit of rum...
Bluhman (baby): ...I'm a baby, half-wit. I can't even eat normal food. Why would I have rum?
Crunk: Oh, c'mon! Every talking, paradoxical baby version of a forum member has rum hidden somewhere!

AFL: *walks up holding Mario Gremlin thing's corpse* GAH I FINALLY KILLED IT!

Crunk: ...I seriously fell in the wrong hole...
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« Reply #4574 on: July 14, 2007, 10:25:30 PM »
Dragonium: I CAN EAT NORMAL FOOD.
Everyone: *silence*
Pub: *standstill*
Events: *complete halt*
MT11: Well done. You're a real man now.
Dragonium: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY. *Runs outside and steps in a bear trap*
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